17/09/2023
Push Everything Aside,.... Favour Has come again 馃挜馃槼馃槼馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
1) After 6 H贸t Sl谩ps, And 1 K铆ck, African M贸m Will be Like : "I will N贸t T贸uch You, Until Your D谩d C枚mes b谩ck" 馃挜馃檰馃槼馃槼馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槀馃挃
2)If You know Th谩t it's Too B铆g, Don't F贸rce it!馃檹馃様馃様
Just P煤t it Sl贸wly And Sl贸wly, Don't Be Sc谩red My Sister, It Won't t茅ar 鈽濓笍馃様......
The Br茅ad Will S煤rely Ent茅r Th谩t P贸lybag 馃槼馃き馃槀馃槀
3)Who Els茅 N贸ticed Th谩t When The Exams Get So H谩rd, You'll Start C贸unting The Ro贸fing Sh茅ets they used To R贸of The Ex氓m Hall馃槼馃槼馃槶馃挜馃槀馃槀
4) On My W茅dding Day, N贸body Will Be All贸wed To Take M贸re Than One Pl谩te Of Rice; After Taking Your Fo贸d, They'll M氓rk your For茅head With F玫wl Sh矛t 馃槼馃槼馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槶
5) I r茅member That T铆me When I used My M贸m Br谩 To Sew D煤ster; She B茅at The Upc贸ming Ta铆lor 贸ut Of Me!馃槶馃槶馃槀馃挃
6) I used an贸ther Ph玫ne to Ch氓t My Y玫unger Sister, Nkechi, She said ,
"Her Brother has turned to Imb茅cile, so she need " 馃槼馃槼馃槼馃ズ馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀
7) B谩rbers Will D茅corate You with Different P贸wders And you'll L贸ok L铆ke Wizkid; But When You T谩ke Your Bath, B贸om!!, OB脕SANJO....馃挜馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀
8) The M玫ney I ow茅d Airt毛l Since 2014, Just this Morning, I saw Their Message:
"Dear Customer, We L茅ave you to God" 馃じ馃槀馃槀馃槀
9) Nkechi, On judg毛ment Day, When the Angels start to be Opening the Books of Your Previous Lifestyles in the past.... and as He Opens your own, You saw yourself shouting
"B氓by don't Stop!!, please H脿rder, H膩rder !!!!"
Just carry your Two Slippers in your Hands and be Running to H膿llfire 馃挜馃挜馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
10) That Guy that I Thought he'll Be My D毛stiny Helper;
Now, he's in the Market Square, Dancing to Win Indomie Gifts 馃槼馃槯馃ズ馃槶馃槶馃槶
11) Nkechi, You got Pr毛gnant and you're Saying it's 脌ccident馃槖馃槖; ....
So, As you were about Crossing the Road, Tr氓iler of P毛nis just h矛t you from no where 馃挜馃槼馃槼馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀馃挃馃挃
Cutie馃様馃様, I Always Discover that Your Smile's are So So Priceless, that's why I come Daily to make You Smile 馃様馃槩馃グ馃グ
Please 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ馃檹, Just Appreciate Me Al艒ne
