Agent of strike

Agent of strike Just to keep you happy all the time.
๐Ÿ˜ฉFollow me for more joke๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Am TOCHUKWU knows as HYON
๐ŸคฃNigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ vs ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆsouth Africa๐Ÿ˜ƒ
(22)

Always this way or nothing ๐Ÿ˜
01/06/2025

Always this way or nothing ๐Ÿ˜

It's either a win or nothing ๐Ÿ˜น
01/06/2025

It's either a win or nothing ๐Ÿ˜น

Happy new month Theyโ€™ve reduced the number of spaghetti sticks from 200 to 187๐Ÿ˜ญ
01/06/2025

Happy new month Theyโ€™ve reduced the number of spaghetti sticks from 200 to 187๐Ÿ˜ญ

*In Studio*Producer : "you ready"?๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฅ!Rapper : "Born ready,but I got a problem,bro ain't got cash for the session"๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅบ!Prod...
30/05/2025

*In Studio*

Producer : "you ready"?๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฅ!

Rapper : "Born ready,but I got a problem,bro ain't got cash for the session"๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅบ!

Producer : "don't worry my bro,you will record for free, because you ain't got cash"๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโœŒ๐Ÿฟ!

Rapper : "Okay asibangene"๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ!

*Beat start*

Rapper : "yeah call me a millionaire, because I got it in the safe,y'all folks ain't safe,like nobody safe,bro call me a legend,I went to studio and I will leave without paying coz they know ,am a millionaire,i got 20k in my Pocket,but I left my pant at home,bro am a legend i won't even pay the producer .๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ!

30/05/2025

Dear God Deliver me, I am a Wรฎtch ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Good morning ๐ŸŒž
29/05/2025

Good morning ๐ŸŒž

21/05/2025

BREAKING NEWS.๐Ÿ˜ญ
73 people confirmed de@d and 32 inju*red in the movie am watching now๐Ÿค”

21/05/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Md Jubair Rahaman Jubraz, RJ Mazraul
Follow for follow back let's go everyone ๐Ÿ’ช

Here in Nigeria we eat this if you are not in Nigeria you have to travel and come to Nigeria cus here is the sweetest fo...
17/05/2025

Here in Nigeria we eat this if you are not in Nigeria you have to travel and come to Nigeria cus here is the sweetest food found in a garden
It is amazing ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

๐Ÿ˜†Much refreshing is lowering it๐Ÿ™„
17/05/2025

๐Ÿ˜†Much refreshing is lowering it๐Ÿ™„

Another jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚1.In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you tooIn Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Dhril, ...
17/05/2025

Another jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1.In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you too
In Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Dhril, are you sure it's me you love or my yansh? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™†

2. A man was sitting next to his landlord in church and he hasn't pay his rent, the pastor said turn around nd tell your neighbor Jesus has paid my debt
He confidently turned to his landlord nd said Jesus has paid my debts
The landlord wit frozen face full of surprised replied I never see the alert oo. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ

3. My friend forgot his apple laptop on the floor in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale.
CONCLUSION: My grandma now weighs 250,500naira. ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚

4. Blind man carrying a cr!ppled man on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area ooo?"
Cr!pple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur pr!ck just dey chuยขk me since we enter this area." ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚

5. Tunde spits saliva in his palms and starts rubbing it all over his head while in class.*
*Teacher: Tunde!!!!!โ€ฆ What stup!d thing are you doing???โ€ฆwhat is the essence of smearing your head with saliva ??*
*Tunde: because what you are teaching is not entering.*
*Teacher: and so what has that got to do with saliva?*
*Tunde: I overheard my mum last night telling dad in their bedroom that if it is difficult for it to enter, apply some saliva on the head * ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Not all c0uple have sยฃx on their wedding night, most of them spend it arguing on how the whole food disappeared. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ

7. Those of you that do eat two slice of bread and tea in the morning how do u survive...
Even 10slices never warm my mouth... ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

9. I said short guys should stop doing dreads on their head I saw one last week he was looking like a pineapple.

10. pls avoid w**d, my neighbor dropped his children in his office yesterday and drove himself to their school๐Ÿคฃ.

11 Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?๐Ÿ™„ If i slap u๐Ÿ˜ Eyii na joke Oya follow๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฏ
12. My friend Deejay samsinrano post interesting conte

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17/05/2025

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