19/09/2025
Watching football with a womanπ©πΎβπ¦°is really stressfulπ€£
π©πΎβπ¦°"Which teams are playing?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"Man City vs Liverpool"
π©πΎβπ¦°"I love Liverpool"
π¨π½βπ¦±"That's a good team"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Is Ronaldo playing?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
π¨π½βπ¦±π"No....it's Salahπ"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
π©πΎβπ¦°ππΌππΌππΌππΌ"Is that Salah who has scored?"
π¨π½βπ¦±[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
π©πΎβπ¦°"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"π‘π‘π‘
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π©πΎβπ¦°"What is that red card for?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehavingπ₯π
π©πΎβπ¦°"Then is he going to be a coach"
π¨π½βπ¦±π³π ππ©π«"aaaaaah noooo"
π©πΎβπ¦°"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
π¨π½βπ¦±"Exactly darling"
π©πΎβπ¦°"What about the green card?"
π¨π½βπ¦±"Nothing like that in a field of play"
π©πΎβπ¦°"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
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π©πΎβπ¦°"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
π¨π½βπ¦±π₯Ίπ°π"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
π©πΎβπ¦°"Why is he not playing?"
π¨π½βπ¦±: πππ
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