01/10/2025
So a friend of mine visited this evening, he came with his sister, they were already close to my place before he called me that they're coming.
At that time it was already late to prepare something for them, and the worst part is that I can't even cook, and the worst part pro max is that this my friend is an ajebo (Rich man pikin) so you needed to entertain him and his sister very well, but then, e get as things take be for this period and I don't have money to entertain buy them things.
When they came, I welcomed them and she introduced his sister who kept smiling,
Now before I continue I want to tell you all that she does not have a big breastt o, before una go begin dey think another thing..
I asked what they wanted and they said I should get them water first
"First kwa?" I said in my mind, does it mean they're going to request another thing? I wondered
I went to my fridge and of course it's pure water that I have, I know they are ajebo and aren't used to drinking pure water but bottled water, but I don't even have 600naira to go buy them bottled water
I just brought out two empty bottled water plastic and filled it up with pure water,
Now looking like real bottled water, I took it to them but did not allow them to open it, I quickly opened it for them so that they wouldn't notice it was already open.
"Thank you" the sister said and I told her it's no problem.
Just then I didn't know the devil that entered me and I asked them if they wanted something else..
"Yes, I would like to eat fried rice" said my friend's sister,
"Me too, Gonor get us fried rice please" my friend added.
I was like whaaaaaa?
Are these people mad or something? Me wey neva even chop na me wan buy them fried rice?
Gonor go na, time is going" my friend said.
I then acted like it was not a problem and put on my shirt
I started searching the house, pretending like I'm looking for my atm card
"Oooo, where did I keep this thing na" I said
"Which thing?" my friend asked
"My ATM oo, I can't find it and I needed to withdraw some cash and buy you and your sister the food" I said,
Small time I asked them to get up let me search the chair, they did and I continued searching
20 minutes later I still dey search,
"Gonor what happened na?" Asked my friend
"Don't worry yourself, we're about going" the sister said
"No na, you people should wait, haba! How can you come to my house for the first time and I didn't offer you food? No na, just wait let me find the atm card"
I asked them to get up again and let me search the chair for the second time and they did,
I told my friend to help me carry the chair up and let me check if it is under the chair and he did,
At this point he gave me his own atm card and asked me to withdraw 5k and buy them the food since I couldn't find my own.
He told me his pin and I went and withdrew the money.
I bought two takeaways, fried rice and chicken.
Taking this food home I remembered I haven't eaten, if I t
I went home with it and asked them
"Which meat do you want me to put in the food? Is it dog meat or chicken?"
"Dog meat kwa? (Abasiakan)! God forbid! I don't eat dog meat" the sister said.
"My friend said the same" we can't eat dog meat
"Ah! Una for tell me na, now I don go buy fried rice and dog meat and this woman no go gree collect am back if I take it back" I said
"Sorry for not telling you, but don't worry about the food, we're about to go already, we will eat at home" the sister said and my friend agreed "Yes Gonor, sorry for the stress, don't bother yourself we'll eat at home"
"So you people want me to throw away the food? You should try and eat it na"
"Sorry Gonor, we can't eat food with dog meat inside,"
"Oya wait let me find my atm again and go buy you another fried rice with chicken instead"
"No don't worry yourself It's getting late and we have to go, we'll eat at home" repeated the sister.
They finished up the pure bottled water I gave them and told me they're going.
I saw them off and came back to my two takeaway of fried rice and chicken 🍚🍗
Na to chop one this night and warm the other one for tomorrow 😋
Enjoyment dey this life..........
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