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๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ? โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ Early in the morning, Akpos left home, suitcase in hand, ready to catch his flight. Barely thirty m...
05/11/2025

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ? โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Early in the morning, Akpos left home, suitcase in hand, ready to catch his flight.
Barely thirty minutes later, he returned, sweating and looking frustrated.

๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€: โ€œAkpos! What happened? You just left for the airport!โ€

๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€: โ€œMy bro, airport don go o! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
As I reach, I see poster write โ€˜AIRPORT LEFT!โ€™โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ stared at him for a moment, then sighed,
โ€œAkpos, just stay homeโ€ฆ the country is not ready for you yet.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05/11/2025

Akpos reports his daddy to his mom ๐Ÿ˜‚.

๐—˜๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ˜‚ Akpos came home looking unusually confident and handed his dad a paper. โ€œ๐——๐—ฎ๐—ฑ,โ€ he said pro...
04/11/2025

๐—˜๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ˜‚

Akpos came home looking unusually confident and handed his dad a paper.

โ€œ๐——๐—ฎ๐—ฑ,โ€ he said proudly, โ€œ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒโ€™๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑโ€ฆ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น.โ€

His dad looked at the report card, sighed deeply, and said,
โ€œ๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—ปโ€ฆ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚โ€™๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜†.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…

๐—ข๐—ต ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ, ๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ? ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ˜‚ One morning, Akposโ€™ dad was in a hurry to get ready for work. He rushed to the bathr...
03/11/2025

๐—ข๐—ต ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ, ๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ? ๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ˜‚

One morning, Akposโ€™ dad was in a hurry to get ready for work. He rushed to the bathroom, only to find it locked. Someone had been inside for ages!

Frustrated, he banged on the door and shouted, โ€œ๐—ข๐—ต ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ! ๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ?!?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿšช

Later that day, Akpos asked his mom with all seriousness,
โ€œ๐— ๐—ผ๐—บ, ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—บ?โ€

His mom looked surprised and said, โ€œ๐—ข๐—ณ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜, ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป, ๐˜„๐—ต๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ธ?โ€

Akpos replied innocently, โ€œ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐——๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜€, โ€˜๐—ข๐—ต ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ! ๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ?!โ€™โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚ In class, the teacher frowned at Akpos and said, โ€œAkpos, itโ€™s clear you havenโ€™t studied your geograp...
02/11/2025

๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚

In class, the teacher frowned at Akpos and said,
โ€œAkpos, itโ€™s clear you havenโ€™t studied your geography! Whatโ€™s your excuse this time?โ€

Akpos scratched his head and replied confidently,
โ€œWell ma, my dad says the world is changing every dayโ€ฆ so I decided to wait until it settles down!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—œ๐˜€ ๐—ฃ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜†๐—ป๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜€? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“ธ Akpos was doing his science homework when he got stuck. ๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: โ€œDaddy, I need your help. Wh...
01/11/2025

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—œ๐˜€ ๐—ฃ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜†๐—ป๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜€? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“ธ

Akpos was doing his science homework when he got stuck.

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: โ€œDaddy, I need your help. What is photosynthesis?โ€
๐——๐—”๐——: (thinking hard) โ€œHmmโ€ฆ why not ask the photographer when he comes to take our pictures?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…

๐— ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ท๐—ฎ ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ At the train station, Mama Akpos walked up to the station master, looking confused...
31/10/2025

๐— ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—”๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ท๐—ฎ ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ

At the train station, Mama Akpos walked up to the station master, looking confused but confident.

๐— ๐—”๐— ๐—” ๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: โ€œExcuse me, is this my train?โ€
๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก ๐— ๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ: โ€œNo ma, it belongs to the Railway Company.โ€
๐— ๐—”๐— ๐—” ๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: (rolling her eyes) โ€œDonโ€™t play with me o! I mean, can I take this train to Abuja?โ€
๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก ๐— ๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ: (smiling) โ€œNo ma, Iโ€™m afraid itโ€™s too heavy.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜†

30/10/2025

Realistic maths class ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ! ๐Ÿคฃ During class, the teacher asked everyone for an example of a coincidence. ๐—ง๐—˜๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ: โ€œWho can giv...
30/10/2025

๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ! ๐Ÿคฃ

During class, the teacher asked everyone for an example of a coincidence.

๐—ง๐—˜๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ: โ€œWho can give me an example of a coincidence?โ€
๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: (raises hand confidently) โ€œMy mother and father got married on the same day!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…
๐—ง๐—˜๐—”๐—–๐—›๐—˜๐—ฅ: (stares blankly, sighs deeply) โ€œAkposโ€ฆ youโ€™re a special kind of genius.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿคฃ Permission Level: Lifetime Locked!One evening, Akpos asked his dad a serious question.AKPOS: โ€œDad, when will I be old ...
29/10/2025

๐Ÿคฃ Permission Level: Lifetime Locked!

One evening, Akpos asked his dad a serious question.

AKPOS: โ€œDad, when will I be old enough so I donโ€™t have to ask Mom for permission to go out?โ€
DAD: (sighs deeply) โ€œSonโ€ฆ even I havenโ€™t reached that level yet.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿคฃ HIPPOPOTAMUS REVENGE!This morning, Akposโ€™ mom called him over, clearly upset.MOM: โ€œAkpos, why did you slap your friend...
28/10/2025

๐Ÿคฃ HIPPOPOTAMUS REVENGE!

This morning, Akposโ€™ mom called him over, clearly upset.

MOM: โ€œAkpos, why did you slap your friend Tunde?โ€
AKPOS: โ€œBecause he said I look like a hippopotamusโ€ฆ six months ago!โ€
MOM: (confused) โ€œBut that was six months ago, my son!โ€
AKPOS: โ€œI know, Mamaโ€ฆ but I just saw a hippopotamus yesterday!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿคฃ WHEREโ€™S YOUR HOMEWORK?In class one morning, the teacher walked in with her usual stern face.TEACHER: โ€œAkpos! Whereโ€™s y...
27/10/2025

๐Ÿคฃ WHEREโ€™S YOUR HOMEWORK?

In class one morning, the teacher walked in with her usual stern face.

TEACHER: โ€œAkpos! Whereโ€™s your homework?โ€
AKPOS: โ€œI lost it, maโ€™am.โ€
TEACHER: โ€œLost it? How?โ€
AKPOS: โ€œI was fighting this boy who said youโ€™re the worst teacher in school.โ€

The whole class went silent โ€” even the teacher didnโ€™t know whether to be angry or proud. ๐Ÿ˜…

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