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Welcome to Once Upon a Meme โ€“ the home of funny memes and relatable comedy! ๐ŸŽญ From laugh-out-loud moments to memes that perfectly capture everyday struggles, this channel is all about humor you can connect with. FOR๏ฟฝ
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25/12/2025

No let anybody pressure you this Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ #

25/12/2025

Emeka drink the one your head can carry, you said no ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

๐—–๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐Ÿ˜‚It was Christmas, and the judge was in a particularly merry mood when he looked at the prisoner with c...
23/12/2025

๐—–๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐Ÿ˜‚

It was Christmas, and the judge was in a particularly merry mood when he looked at the prisoner with curiosity.

๐—๐—จ๐——๐—š๐—˜: What are you charged with?

๐——๐—˜๐—™๐—˜๐—ก๐——๐—”๐—ก๐—ง: Doing my Christmas shopping early.

๐—๐—จ๐——๐—š๐—˜: Thatโ€™s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?

๐——๐—˜๐—™๐—˜๐—ก๐——๐—”๐—ก๐—ง: Before the store opened.

The judge chuckled, shaking his head at the festive mischief. The entire courtroom erupted into laughter, and even the bailiff was seen wiping tears from his eyes.

๐— ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—บ๐˜†'๐˜€ ๐—•๐—ผ๐˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚, childhood days was fun ๐Ÿ˜‚It was a quiet afternoon when ๐— ๐—จ๐—  noticed ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€ sitting in the corner, crying lou...
19/12/2025

๐— ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—บ๐˜†'๐˜€ ๐—•๐—ผ๐˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚, childhood days was fun ๐Ÿ˜‚

It was a quiet afternoon when ๐— ๐—จ๐—  noticed ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€ sitting in the corner, crying loudly.

๐— ๐—จ๐— : Akpos, why are you crying?

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: Iโ€™ve hurt my finger.

๐— ๐—จ๐— : When did it happen?

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: Half an hour ago.

๐— ๐—จ๐— : I didnโ€™t hear you crying then.

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: Noโ€ฆ I thought you were out.

๐— ๐—จ๐— : So you were saving the pain for me?
Come hereโ€ฆ let me cry with you.

Undying love ๐Ÿ˜‚One evening, ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ was busy proving his undying love to his girlfriend.๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ: I can do anything for yo...
17/12/2025

Undying love ๐Ÿ˜‚

One evening, ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ was busy proving his undying love to his girlfriend.

๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ: I can do anything for you. I can swim across oceans for you. I can run round the world for you. Anything, just for your love!

The girl smiled, clearly impressed.

๐—š๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—˜๐—ก๐——: Okayโ€ฆ I have just one question.

๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ: Anything!

๐—š๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—˜๐—ก๐——: Can you die for me?

๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ฆ: Nooo! My love for you is an undying love. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

15/12/2025

The world is changing every day ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ'๐˜€ ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€๐Ÿ˜‚One Sunday morning, ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€ attended church and sat quietly in the congregation.  As the sermon heated up, ...
14/12/2025

๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ'๐˜€ ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€๐Ÿ˜‚

One Sunday morning, ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€ attended church and sat quietly in the congregation.
As the sermon heated up, the pastor suddenly said:

๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฅ: Tell the person seated next to you, โ€œWhat happens to you will also happen to me.โ€

Unfortunately for ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€, the person next to him was a man on crutches.

Without thinking twice, ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€ leaned over and whispered:

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: What happens to youโ€ฆ will remain with you.

The man froze. Heaven went silent.๐Ÿ˜‚

12/12/2025

Marriage is not for the weak ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚It was a quiet Sunday afternoon when ๐— ๐—จ๐—  called ๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ for a recap.๐— ๐—จ๐— : Akpos, what were you taught i...
12/12/2025

๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon when ๐— ๐—จ๐—  called ๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ for a recap.

๐— ๐—จ๐— : Akpos, what were you taught in Sunday school today?

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: How the Israelites crossed the Red Sea.

๐— ๐—จ๐— : So how did they cross it?

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: Moses called Julius Berger to construct a bridge and they crossed.

๐— ๐—จ๐— : Ah! Akpos, is that what your Sunday school teacher told you?!

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: No oโ€ฆ if I tell you what he said, you wonโ€™t believe it.

๐—” ๐—•๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐——๐—ข๐—š ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—•๐—œ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚Akpos went to visit his neighbour, but the moment he reached the gate, the neighbourโ€™s dog sta...
10/12/2025

๐—” ๐—•๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐——๐—ข๐—š ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—•๐—œ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Akpos went to visit his neighbour, but the moment he reached the gate, the neighbourโ€™s dog started barking like it wanted to start a fight with his ancestors.

๐—ก๐—˜๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—•๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ: Come in, Akpos! Donโ€™t fear. You know the proverbโ€”โ€œA barking dog never bites.โ€

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: Yes, you know the proverbโ€ฆ I know the proverbโ€ฆ but abeg, does your dog know it?

Neighbour was speechless. Dog was still barking. And Akpos refused to move an inch.

๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐Ÿ˜‚It all began one calm evening when ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ decided to open his heartโ€ฆ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€: Baby, even though I donโ€™t have a...
09/12/2025

๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐Ÿ˜‚

It all began one calm evening when ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ decided to open his heartโ€ฆ

๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€: Baby, even though I donโ€™t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John,
I donโ€™t drive the latest car like John,
And Iโ€™m not working in an oil company like John,
I love you with all my heart. Thatโ€™s the best thing I can give you.

๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น: (moves closer and whispers)
If you truly love meโ€ฆ introduce me to John.

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆโ€™ ๐——๐—”๐—— & ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐——It was a quiet afternoon until a heavy knock shook the door โ€” the kind that tells you trouble h...
08/12/2025

๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆโ€™ ๐——๐—”๐—— & ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐——

It was a quiet afternoon until a heavy knock shook the door โ€” the kind that tells you trouble has come to visit.

๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐——: Papa Akpos! Iโ€™m looking for my house rent!

๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฃ๐—” ๐—”๐—ž๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—ฆ: Eyaa, sorry o. Come insideโ€ฆ letโ€™s look for it together.

The landlord just stood there wondering if he came for rent or for comedy practice.

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