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25/12/2025

No let anybody pressure you this Christmas 😂🤣 #

25/12/2025

Emeka drink the one your head can carry, you said no 😂😅

23/12/2025

𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 😂

It was Christmas, and the judge was in a particularly merry mood when he looked at the prisoner with curiosity.

𝗝𝗨𝗗𝗚𝗘: What are you charged with?

𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗧: Doing my Christmas shopping early.

𝗝𝗨𝗗𝗚𝗘: That’s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?

𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗧: Before the store opened.

The judge chuckled, shaking his head at the festive mischief. The entire courtroom erupted into laughter, and even the bailiff was seen wiping tears from his eyes.

19/12/2025

𝗠𝘂𝗺𝗺𝘆'𝘀 𝗕𝗼𝘆 😂, childhood days was fun 😂

It was a quiet afternoon when 𝗠𝗨𝗠 noticed 𝗔𝗸𝗽𝗼𝘀 sitting in the corner, crying loudly.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: Akpos, why are you crying?

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: I’ve hurt my finger.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: When did it happen?

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: Half an hour ago.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: I didn’t hear you crying then.

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: No… I thought you were out.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: So you were saving the pain for me?
Come here… let me cry with you.

17/12/2025

Undying love 😂

One evening, 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀 was busy proving his undying love to his girlfriend.

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦: I can do anything for you. I can swim across oceans for you. I can run round the world for you. Anything, just for your love!

The girl smiled, clearly impressed.

𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗: Okay… I have just one question.

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦: Anything!

𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗: Can you die for me?

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦: Nooo! My love for you is an undying love. 🤣😂

15/12/2025

The world is changing every day 😂

14/12/2025

𝗣𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿'𝘀 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀😂

One Sunday morning, 𝗔𝗸𝗽𝗼𝘀 attended church and sat quietly in the congregation.
As the sermon heated up, the pastor suddenly said:

𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥: Tell the person seated next to you, “What happens to you will also happen to me.”

Unfortunately for 𝗔𝗸𝗽𝗼𝘀, the person next to him was a man on crutches.

Without thinking twice, 𝗔𝗸𝗽𝗼𝘀 leaned over and whispered:

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: What happens to you… will remain with you.

The man froze. Heaven went silent.😂

12/12/2025

Marriage is not for the weak 😂

12/12/2025

𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰😂

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon when 𝗠𝗨𝗠 called 𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦 for a recap.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: Akpos, what were you taught in Sunday school today?

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: How the Israelites crossed the Red Sea.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: So how did they cross it?

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: Moses called Julius Berger to construct a bridge and they crossed.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: Ah! Akpos, is that what your Sunday school teacher told you?!

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: No o… if I tell you what he said, you won’t believe it.

10/12/2025

𝗔 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗢𝗚 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗦😂

Akpos went to visit his neighbour, but the moment he reached the gate, the neighbour’s dog started barking like it wanted to start a fight with his ancestors.

𝗡𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗥: Come in, Akpos! Don’t fear. You know the proverb—“A barking dog never bites.”

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: Yes, you know the proverb… I know the proverb… but abeg, does your dog know it?

Neighbour was speechless. Dog was still barking. And Akpos refused to move an inch.

09/12/2025

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲😂

It all began one calm evening when 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀 decided to open his heart…

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John,
I don’t drive the latest car like John,
And I’m not working in an oil company like John,
I love you with all my heart. That’s the best thing I can give you.

𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹: (moves closer and whispers)
If you truly love me… introduce me to John.

08/12/2025

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦’ 𝗗𝗔𝗗 & 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗

It was a quiet afternoon until a heavy knock shook the door — the kind that tells you trouble has come to visit.

𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗗: Papa Akpos! I’m looking for my house rent!

𝗣𝗔𝗣𝗔 𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: Eyaa, sorry o. Come inside… let’s look for it together.

The landlord just stood there wondering if he came for rent or for comedy practice.

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