Raymond big_m

06/08/2024

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01/07/2024

A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. The Owner Of The Diamond Contacted A Man To Kill It.

When The Rat Hunter Arrived, There Were More Than 1000 Rats Bunched Up And One Sitting By Itself Away From The Rest. He Spotted & Killed The One Sitting By Itself & To The Owners Surprise, It Was The One That Had Swallowed The Diamond.

The Amazed Owner Of The Diamond Asked, "How Did You Know It Was That Rat?" He Responded Very Easy, When Idiõts Get Rich, They Don't Mix With Others.

-- Chinua Achebe

28/06/2024

They are not your friends, until they have defended you in your absence!

THE LAWYER AND THE ARTIST

A Story Worth Your Time.

A lawyer and an artist had lived in the same neighborhood for many years. Though they were not close friends, but they greeted each other every day. One day, the lawyer visited the artist and told him,

"Listen, a client of mine told me some really bad things about you. He said you're a terrible artist and most of your artworks are crap. He said that anyone who buys your artwork must be really dumb. He told me more rude things about you that I can't even talk about. He is your enemy!"

The artist gave a long, deep sigh and muttered,
"Yes, he is my enemy! He is truly my enemy!"

The following day, the lawyer visited the artist again and said to him,

"Listen, I met someone at a restaurant and he told me some nasty things about you. He said you're a smoker, a chronic drug abuser and a heavy drinker. He also said you're a former armed robber, and a former car thief. He didn't just tell me, but he told everyone in the restaurant. He is also your enemy! You have two enemies!"

The artist sighed heavily and mumbled,
"Yes, he is my enemy! I have two enemies!"

On the third day, the lawyer went to visit the artist again and told him,

"Look, a man from our neighbourhood stopped me and told me some awful things about you. He said you have a highly infectious disease, and anyone who comes close to you will be infected. He is telling everyone to stay away from you. He is also your enemy! You have three enemies!"

However, this time around, the artist shook his head and said,
"No, you're wrong. I have four enemies!"

The lawyer protested,
"No, it's three!"

The artist then smiled and whispered into his ear,
"No, it's four! You forgot to include yourself. Listen, the fact that you didn't defend my name while those people were slandering me, but rushed to inform me about it, means you are also my enemy. In fact, you are my worst enemy!"

The lawyer was shocked and dumbfounded. He left the room, hanging his head in shame like a child.

LESSON TO LEARN:
When counting your enemies, never forget those who don't defend your name while someone slanders you. They know that you are a good person, but they keep quiet while they hear others say bad things about you. They are your enemies too! Be wise and be more careful.

By Raymond big_m

27/11/2023

You left your husband because he was cheating.

You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.

You left.

With the kids.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard, but it isn't enough.

To meet up with the growing economic demands, you find a wealthy man. He is rich. You dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong, independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done. So you're dating a wealthy married man.
You are now a side chic.

Then, you begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them.

You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why. Maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed, life to live.

It doesn't make sense still.

So you call the married man when he is home, and he hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts.

You think of your consolation.

At least you had a husband who was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now, but he is married again to a younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once a while. The new wife is in charge now...

You connect on old times. You even had s*x.

He leaves to his house to his wife. You're now dating two married men. Both of them are cheating on their wives.

And then you say life wasn't fair to you.

As bad as this may sound, it happens. It is the reality of our time.

Wise people learn from the mistakes of others.

Don't leave ur peaceful abode (marriage) because he cheats.

It rains every where.

Advice!!!✍🏼
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07/09/2023

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07/09/2023

Failed Kidney. May Tears of the family Touch you. No amount is small. They will be moving to Zenith Hospital Abuja tomorrow. Account details below❤️❤️

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03/09/2023

ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.

✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.

✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.

✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL

✔4. She can sit on eggs for another hen INDISCRIMINATION AND GENEROSITY.

✔5. She sits on her eggs for twenty one (21) days, patiently waiting, even if they do not hatch, she will lay eggs again
FAITH, HOPE AND NOT DISCOURAGED.

✔6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out
SENSITIVE AND DISCERNING.

✔7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one
WISDOM, CONSCIOUSNESS, AND REALISTIC

✔8. No one touches her chicks
PROTECTIVE AND LOVE.

✔9. She gathers all her chicks together
UNITY OF PURPOSE.

✔10. She cannot abandon her chicks before they mature
MENTORSHIP.

✔ 11. She is always at the front of her chicks.
LEADERSHIP

"Never Give Up in life, do the needful and leave the rest to God.

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02/09/2023

Children of nowaday don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder is talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them. 🙄🙄