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The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa ๐Ÿ˜‚1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, yo...
02/10/2024

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa ๐Ÿ˜‚

1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll dฤซe.

2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

4. If it is raining and there is sun at the same time, it means that a lion or monkey is giving birth.

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devฤซl will be taking some.

10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggฤซng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evฤซl spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.

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๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ LAUGH  ๐Ÿ˜ถWahala, Dey...oo๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† I Don Dรฏe ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ญThis morning my dad gave me 100  # to polish his shoe dat he wants to wear t...
10/09/2024

๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ LAUGH ๐Ÿ˜ถ

Wahala, Dey...oo๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† I Don Dรฏe ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ญ

This morning my dad gave me 100 # to polish his shoe dat he wants to wear to work, but I needed mรดney to buy airtime, so I quickly went inside my room and use my vasline to polish the shoe.๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

When my dad came out to wear the shoe he was happy because of the way it was shining so he said to me๐Ÿ™ˆ
Dad: This aboki really polished this shoe well oo๐Ÿค—
Me: Yes dad(I smiled)๐Ÿ˜Š
Dad: ok, tell your mum that I have gรดne to work๐Ÿฅฐ
Me: ok, farewell dad(I was happy)๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

It was in the evening & I was in my room watching TV when I heard my dadโ€™s thรญck voice calling out my name
Dad: Booh๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Me: Yes Dad!๐Ÿ˜ณ
Dad: Go outside and take a good look at the shoe I asked you to polish for me this morning!๐Ÿ˜

When I got there I could not even recognize the shoe any more๐Ÿ˜ณ..๐Ÿ™ˆit was as if the shoe was a โ€œDust Magneterโ€ ๐Ÿ˜† the shoe was completely covered with dust, I quickly went back inside๐Ÿ˜”

Dad: wat did you use in polishing dat shoe๐Ÿ™„
๐Ÿ˜”I had nothing else to say, so I just told him the truth... ๐Ÿ˜ž
Me: my vasline๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™
Dad: what happened to the mรดney I gave to you๐Ÿ™
Me: I I I....(st@mmering)๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜
Dad: You what?!๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ก
Me: I used it to buy airtime๐Ÿ˜“
Dad: airtime to do watโ˜น๏ธ
Me: To come online๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ™
Dad: ok,๐Ÿ˜ you know what will happen now, you will go back online and narrate this storyโ˜น๏ธ and the number of lรญkes you get is the number of days you wonโ€™t eat in this house๐Ÿ˜•and the number of cรดmments you have is the number of strรดkes you get.๐Ÿ˜ก

Abeg ๐Ÿ™ make una no lรญke and cรดmment plenty.
My dad is watching ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Crazy facts about me >>>>>>     I normally wears decent color ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค     I talk to myself when no one is watching ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’     I...
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Crazy facts about me >>>>>>
I normally wears decent color ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค
I talk to myself when no one is watching ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
I listens to music always often ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ
I laughs, talk alot when I feels comfortable around u๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
Am the most active person u will come across online ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
I hates anything concerning secince ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
I cry in silence whenever I'm hurts ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Very childish to be in a relationship ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š
I love being around so many people ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ
I hate noise
very shy to look in the eyes of someone especially......๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
Indoors always ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
Ceo of ignorance
kinda fearless in certain ways ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
Very very very jealous ๐Ÿค•โ˜น
love being alone apart from my favorite person's (closie,bsf)๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Easily irritated๐Ÿฅบ
I flirt with people apart from the person I'm..... whatever ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Whenever I'm angry I become the most aggressive weirdo u'll ever imagine

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