14/07/2026
*HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN FROM A DISTANCE*
_(By merely looking at her)_
A Chinese scientist named Kim Hung who is based in the UK has published his claims that his six-year research has finally come out with an impressive result, which has made it possible to recognise a virgin without having s*x with her.
During a 30-minute interview on the BBC, he said and I quote:
"Against popular beliefs, sagging breasts don't really imply a lost virginity and a torn h***n does not also mean virginity is lost. Pimples on the face are not an expressway to knowing a virgin. The only way to know a virgin is this:
*"When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, _watch her direction of movement and tactically move to THE LEFT which would by impulse make her move to the RIGHT_*.
*"Quietly walk past her and go on your way to the nearest INEC office,Her virginity is none of your business."*
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