15/04/2023
1. Sometimes you need to spoil yourself!!🛌
Buy pampers, wear them and just p*e 😢 🙂
2. In Lagos, no one is more focus than a Lady selecting Okirika clothes 😭 in the Market!!!🤟😅💃
3. Do you know that if it was a chief titled Igbo man that invented the ATM machine, it will reject slotting ATM card with left hand by saying, "Dear customer, your transaction has been declined due to your lack of home training" 😏 it is finished!
4. Shout out to those people who helped my Mum to catch me when I was young, for her to beat me.
Hope you people are now working with the FBI or CIA now? 😏
5. You will ask some girls "Tell me your hobbies" and she will shamelessly open her mouth and say... "Traveling and Shopping!"
Sista don't you have any other hobby that doesn't cost money ni?
Like sleeping, trekking and crying?? 😏
6. When they want to give us drugs:
American Mum: Open your mouth
Nigerian Mum: Do aaaah
😂 ??
7. Whenever you see a Yoruba person smiling for no reason, just know that he or she is thinking about pepper.
😂
8. No matter how lazy your boyfriend is, he will never ask you to pass him his phone
especially when it is Ringing.. His ancestors will always give him the strength.
9. All the girls with excessive make-up and cosmetics. Red nails, blue blush, black lipsticks, green eye lashes, etc... What is your plan?
Are you trying to seduce your village oracles or what??? 🤨 I no understand
10. Nowadays, youths no longer remove their caps when greeting their elders. They now remove their earphones
children of nowadays, during our own time... Anyway lemme not talk 🚶
11. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, r**e me mercilessly 🙂
12. You say men are dogs and you go ahead to call your son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy... Let's not fight😡
13. My friend stop ma********ng! Who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free?? 😡😡
14. You fail Geography in WAEC but you know the
