04/11/2024
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1. Show me a girl with one boyfriend and I will show you a long sleeve br.a.ππππ
2. Seriously, if you are short, please marry a tall person, I'm tired of changing bulb for myneighbor and her husband.πππ
3. If you don't have money, you will be the one who opens fanta with your teeth for everyone during family meetings.πππ
4. "I will take a bullet for you", says a guy that cannot take ordinary paracetamol
without putting it inside Eba.Mtchewwπππ
5. Jesus fed 2700 women and he never want anything from them, but you, yes you! You bought a girl ordinary phone and you want to enter ther, are you not mad?πππ
6. Is making another girl laugh cheating? Please I need your answers oo, I'm about being single again, my bae said I'm committing Funnycation.πππ
7. I hate it when Facebook couples disappear after a breakup and says nothing to us the Facebook in-laws, after all our support.πππ
8. Bride price should be based on Breast side,after all, watermelon is expensive than
orange.ππππ
9. Girls are so wicked and selfish, how can you deny me of a hole you didn't drill?πππ
10. My sister..If you go with your girlfriend to your man's
house and the dog doesn't bark at her..Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!πππ
11. The kind money I want to have ehh! Even if I come late to my traditional marriage, my in-laws will apologise, they be like "Our son, we are sorry you came late, it's our fault, we woke up too early".ππππ
12. The way fine girls are behaving nice to me this days ehh, I feel like having one, but this virginity till marriage is a MUST for me. Argue with your father's children.πππ
13. Dating an insecure and jealous guy is not easy oo..
BF: babe, where are you
GF: I'm at home.
BF: doinq what?
GF: I'm frying plantain.
BF: Ok, fry one lemme hear the sound.πππ
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