Davisor Lunar

24/01/2025

Even the little we have they still wan' envy

24/01/2025

Rich fams in danger early 90s

24/01/2025

Let love lead. BUT DEY 4 WHO DEY 4 U oo

16/03/2024

I'll keep pushing the soft hustle
Cuz I believe others skipped the hurdle
Now they're facing the struggle.
🤠

14/03/2024

My mood all day these days.
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09/02/2024

Happy birthday to Davisor lunar🎂😎🏅🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤

26/01/2024

Starting out on skit making. I need recommendation on editing apps.
🤗🏳️

03/10/2023

No be say I no fit dye my hair pink😌
No be say I no fit draw tatoo🗿
No be say I no fit take weed🚬
No be say I no fit form street boy 👨
No be say I no fit dress like Yahoo boy oh
No be say I no fit break girl's heart💔
No be say I no fit join cult😶
No be say I no fit fight💪
No be say I no fit go club till 3am💃
No be say I no fit hold gun🔫
No be say I no fit do fruad💰
No be say I no fit insult my elders😪
No be say I no fit talk back at my parents😒

But truth be told.....

There are some parents out there that are using me as a good example for their children😊
And I can't afford to fail them❤🥰 life is not a Movie..

👉No matter how sharp a knife is it can never tear Stone.
👉No matter how fast you are you can never stop a moving bullet.
👉No matter how poor/rich your parents are you will still go to school or hustles.
👉No matter how old you are you are still a child to your parent .
👉No matter how intelligent you are you can never bypass what God has ordained.
👉No matter how powerful Satan is, I don't think he can stop me from typing "I WILL MAKE IT IN LIFE......😜😝👿

Say it loud..." I WILL MAKE IT IN LIFE"!!!!!

03/10/2023

Some girls don't want relationship 😉😏
They want dataship, airtimeship, foodship and urgent 2kship
Shey I lie?? 🤥🤡🤷🤷

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03/10/2023

In my neighbor’s house, they are fond of forgetting they are pumping water.
The pumping machine can work for 2hrs and they won’t even bother to put it off.

So the same thing happened last week, i was working outside, i watched the thing work for more than 1hr.

E pain me sote i had to shout;
“ Han han Una go spoil this pumping machine oh,since almost 2hrs this thing don dey work.” Me i no know say person don dey there. Next thing i just notice that the water stopped dropping.

Fast forward to this afternoon, i was pumping my water. I was in my working space, when the water got filled up,i heard but i said let me quickly do what was in my hand before i switch it off oh.

All this didn’t take more than 5minutes.

That was when i heard a voice from my neighbor’s compound.
“Nawa oh,una don spoil this pumping machine like this. The thing don dey work for 24hrs nobody off am.”

I fess pause for like 10 seconds,naso i remember wetin happen last week.
Omo i laughed ehn. Even him self join me laugh.🤣🤣

We know see ourselves oh, because fence tall.

Which kain neighbor be this one?

Like this man waited patiently for this day.

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Harrrrrrrrrrr! 🙄😒🙄

03/10/2023

Na so so complain you go dey complain. 😆🤣😛🥳🤗