08/02/2024
1. Na Deborah wey fine Dem dey call Debbie. Ugly ones are called debo😑
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
2. Na student wey no get happy home dey resume school for first week of resumption 🚶
🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯
3. " chop life , chop life " tomorrow is not assured
*
Na so my money take finish and I Never die !!!😐
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
4. Americans: I cant afford it ,its costly
*
Nigerians: I'll come back 2moro 🚶 shey u go open ?😑😑
🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯
5. 4327 6745 874
*
If you like load am , na the current population of rat 4 abuja😒
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
6. Davido : my baby jor jowo
*
Me: my baby just wor wor😑😑
🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯
7. Me on Wizkid's DM
*
Me : Hi wiz👶
*
Wizkid: what is the kid emoji doing dia ?
*
Me : u got it 🤣
🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯
8. Ronaldo suffering in Manchester United
*
Is a lesson to us we should never go back to our EXES🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
9. They say time Heals everything
*
No be for Yoruba tribal marks 🤣
🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯🧑🦯
10. That problem wey turn you to Yahoo boy , na the same problem turn her to runs girl
*
Olosho don drop quote 🤣
11. Do you know that Ass can produce 3 state of matter?🤔🤔
12. " go deeper, go deeper" as if am hiding some extra dick in my pocket.favour, listen !! This is all I have and this is what you will get .
No wound me for my mama😒😒
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
13. One day we will scratch our yansh with our car keys 🙌
