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Son,You’re a man.No matter how hard it is. Keep your head up.Women will look the other way, Men will give you a hard tim...
29/01/2025

Son,

You’re a man.

No matter how hard it is.

Keep your head up.

Women will look the other way,

Men will give you a hard time,

Your people will start giving you s**t.

Understand that it’s your time to suffer.

Like every great man before you.



Caesar Etim cares 🌹

10/11/2024

This version of Facebook uses less data and works in all network conditions.

This incredible natural phenomenon exists on Lake Superior, which is the largest freshwater lake in the world. Within th...
10/11/2024

This incredible natural phenomenon exists on Lake Superior, which is the largest freshwater lake in the world. Within this massive lake lies Isle Royale, a large island surrounded by the clear waters of Lake Superior. But the story doesn’t stop there. On Isle Royale, there is another smaller lake called Siskiwit Lake. Inside Siskiwit Lake, there is yet another island, known as Ryan Island, and on this island, there is a small pond that holds a little boulder.

When the pond on Ryan Island floods, this boulder essentially becomes the smallest "island" on what could be considered the most layered island setting in the world. It’s an island within a lake, on an island within another lake, on the largest island in the largest freshwater lake on the planet. This layered structure is a fascinating example of how complex and unexpected nature can be. It’s like a natural nesting doll, showcasing the wonder of our world’s geography in a simple, yet mind-bending way.

30/10/2024

✍️🤣FUNNY PROVERBS(E choke)🤣✍️

1 🗣️"The anger of a pen!s doesn't destroy the va**na" (By• Zimbabwe)🍆
My broda no go kill yourself🤧😹

2 🗣️"There's no virgin in a maternity ward" (By• Cameroon)🥴

3 🗣️"A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles" (By• Ghana)😂😂
No go try am oo testiclês ke ?😹🙆‍♂️

4 🗣️"The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem" (By• Ghana)🙂🥶

5 🗣️" When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air"( By • Ethiopia)🙆‍♂️🥴
This story go touch Favour 🤧

6 🗣️"He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume" (By • Nigeria)❣
The perfume na everywhere you go😹(MTN)

7 🗣️"The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow" (By • Togo)🥺

8 🗣️"An erected pen!s has no conscience" (By • Uganda)🙂
John Thomas 🍆 fit enter any hole🤧😹

• 9 🗣️"If u go to sleep with an itching a**s, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers" (By • Kenya)🤧😞
We can all testify to this😹😹

• 10 🗣️"The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using vawulence" (By •Senegal)😏😑
Those people no dey support vawulence😂😂

Stay Motivated 😹😹😹

30/10/2024

I want to Give 5k to 5 of my friends,but Send me 1k first😔make i chop,my body dey shake🥴make Ur Helper no Faint o🙄🥱😜🧐🧑‍🦯

30/10/2024

They Fit Teach you How To Catch Fish Make Water Carry You.
Sometimes Collect Fish Chop,
No Be Everything Dem Dey Learn.🤪🙄

11/06/2024

20 ways to know you are in love👩‍❤️‍👨

1. You always look at their profile😊

2. When you are on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss😔them even if it was 2 minutes ago😔

3. You read their texts over and over again😊

4. You walk 🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️extremely slow when you are with them🤩

5. You feel shy whenever you are around them🙈🙈

6. When you think of them, your heart beats faster and slower at the same time😊🥰

7. You smile😊 when you hear their voice😊😊

8. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around. You just see him or her🥰

9. You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them🎶🎶🎵😔

10. They are all you think during your free time🤗🤗🤗

11. You are high from their scent and recognize it anywhere😇😇😉😉

12. You are always unhappy and jealous when you see them with another partner 😔

13. You feel uncomfortable when they aren't near you 😩

14. You always wish you could talk to them all day😊

16. You would do anything to make them happy, and you would always want to try something new with them😊🥰

17. You realize you are always smiling when you are looking at them🥰

18. While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time😘

19. You were so busy thinking about that one person you didn't realize number 15 was missing😂

20. You just looked up, and you are laughing at yourself😂😂😂

😂😂😂

17/05/2024

I'm always sleeping during church service.

Somehow, the preaching sounds like a lullaby to me, and no matter how active I am before Sunday service begins, once I sit and the preaching starts, I must sleep.

My wife has nagged me a lot about it, but I just can't help it. Thank God I don’t snore else it’ll be very embarrassing for us!

I followed my wife to church on Sunday, and as usual, I must have dozed off because the next thing I heard was, "Stand up now!"

It was coming from the pulpit.

"I say, stand up right now!"

Quickly, I jumped up, and immediately everyone started clapping

Except my wife

I was confused

I looked around and saw that I was the only one standing.

I wanted to sit back down, but the pastor shouted…

"No, brother, no, don't allow the devil to win. Come out now!"

Come out ke. I turned to my wife, and she was looking at me with a look of shame and disgust.

The pastor screamed, “Brother, step forward now!”

As I started walking to the pulpit, the pastor continued,

“Anybody else wants to stop cheating on their wives, and repent like brother King? Now is your last chance. Stand up now and repent!”

The End follow Babyclown 🙏 ♥️ 🥰

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CaCaesar writes

24/02/2024

In every relationship, there is a stage to ask yourself "Should I Continue"?

Because it takes absolutely nothing to fall in love. To fall in love is free but to sustain love requires "discipline and dedication".

In a relationship or courtship there is a stage..

√ To Accept what is...
√ To let go off what is not meant to be..
√ To have faith in what will be ....

SHOULD I CONTINUE?

∆ If you can't have free conversation or dialogue, there is no need to continue..

∆ If after some years the relationship is still not looking like something that has a future, then there's no need to continue on that journey because you'll end up wasting more years of your life that you can't get back.

∆ When family background, class or social status is used against you, then you need to watch it...

∆ If the love and the energy you give is not reciprocated, there's no need to continue.

∆ If you don't trust each other, you can't plant the seed of love. Because love is like a ''seed'' planted on a soil( Trust).. Where there's no trust, there's no love.

∆ If you're not compatible, especially in reasoning and understanding, then there is no need..

∆ If two lovers can't seat down and sort out their issues together, then what are you doing?

∆ In a relationship where you can't express yourself, opinions and visions are not respected, you need to have a rethink whether to continue..

∆ When their words don't match their actions, there's no need to continue. Don't be naive.

∆ One week, one problem, silent treatment, comparison, gas lighting, toxicity, cheating, lies, you beg for attention, no communication, bad character, physical abuse, emotional torture & manipulation in the relationship then I wonder why you still want to continue.

∆ If your relationship have not affected or impacted your life positively, in character, spiritual consciousness, social domain and success in life..
There is no need to continue.
Let's share to educate others

13/02/2024

A Millionaire diēd and his lawyer meets with his family for the reading of the will.

"To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million." the attorney reads.

"To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 millions

"And finally," the lawyer concludes, "to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!"😕 😂😂
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Blessed is the hand that like this Jokes for he shall Nevēr be bored. Please like that's the encouragement 😩😩 🙏🙏

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11/02/2024

Behold it is written in the book of February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's
day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died,
my credit got finished, my DP refused to change,
my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily
verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou art a
side chick."
Verse 2...
"Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all
will end on the bed."
Verse 3:
"Behold babe, I stand at thy door of your house
and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy door,
I will come in and eat with you, dine with you and
share thy gifts I have for you."
Verse 4:
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for
any girl for peace I will grant to him."
Verse 5: "Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14
that they gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a date, but know ye that who so
ever does not make that mistake shall not have
the fear of 9 months assignment." he that hath ear let he hear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 happy Sunday ooh

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