Sweetie Love And Jokes

14/06/2025

Today's best jokes ever 😂😂😂

1) Even if you hīde your Brēak-up Story, some of us know the Walking steps of Those that Want to çry 💥😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂

Diamond Uc ✍️

2) That Moment when ALL the People that wróte Exams are Argúing Whether the Answers is 36 or 37, but Your answers is NYANSH 😭😂😂😂💔😂😂😂😂😂

3) Wíçkedness started Since 1960 Tailors, the Tróusers My Dad Snápped Then, the Troúsers résembles Bédsheéts 💥💥😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4) After Récording My Sóng in a Studio, The Producer told Me that: "Do You knów That There's Gaín in WheeIbarrow Business?? 😳😳😧😭😭😭💔😂😂😂

5) An Aboki Cálled Me, I told him it's wróng Number, he Cálled Me again to ask if I knew the córrect number 😂😂😂😂😂😂

6)When You Júst Have Unprótected Séx, Evérything Will Stárt Lóoking Stránge To you, Even Motor Pláte Númber Will be Looking Like HÍV-7640, ÁID-4306, STD-0091, DIÉ-1054 😳😳😒😒😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🏆✨

7)Wómen Can Néver Do without Góssip, Even While práying also, they'll be like:😂😂😂
"Church, Let's rémember Evelyn, She in the Hóspital, After having 9 Róunds With her Húsband 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8) Some female are scáred of kīIIing Cóckroâch, but they get mind do 5 abørtion😒😒, 😂😂😂
You don't only need Jesus,.... You need the 12 disciples join; Even Júdas lsçariot 😒😒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9) Have This Never Bóthered You before??
A Pastor Will Wave his Hand, All the Church Members Will Fáll, Except The Camera men ☝️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10) Please If you wants to Toást a Lady, Go straight To the Point 😒😒😒😒😂😂😂😂😂
Which One is: "So, What's The Pláte Number of the Keke You entered Today!" 💥😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

11) Thanks you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this pâge, I appreciate you guys alot and love you all 💯 so much,may things keep working out for your favour ♥️♥️♥️

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28/05/2025

I Hate It So Much ehhh😠😠😠😠

17/05/2025

Aswear 🤣🤣🤣

23/04/2025

⚠️ When a Man has a good Car it attracts more Ladies to him.
When a Lady has a good car it repels Guys away from her.

This is the World we live in. 🌍

⚠️ A Teenage Boy impregnates his Teenage Girlfriend. The Girl drops out of school, the Boy continues his education.

This is the world we live in. 🌍

⚠️ A Guy catches his girlfriend with another Guy, he fights his Girlfriend.
A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady.

This is the world we live in. 🌍

⚠️ The Older a Man becomes, the higher the number of Ladies available for him.
The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of Guys available for her.

This is the world we live in. 🌍

⚠️ A 76 year old Man can still marry a 26 year old lady. A 36 year old Lady is tagged too old to get married.
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This is the World we live in. 🌍

⚠️ A Man Divorces his Wife today and the next day he is dating other ladies.
Six months later he is married.
While the Divorced Woman is labeled a Divorcee and remains single six years later.

This is the world we live. 🌍
A man loses his Wife to Death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he's being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living.
A Woman loses her Husband to Death and remarries after 4yrs, "aaah! so early? Are you sure she wasn't sleeping with that Man even when her husband was alive?That was why she killed her husband.

This is the world we live in. 🌍

⚠️ A married Man is caught in Bed with another Woman, his Wife is asked to forgive him and move on.
A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house.

This is the world we live in. 🌍

⚠️ A Man gets transferred by his company to another state, the entire Family relocates with him. The Woman gets transferred to another state, she goes alone or resigns from the Job.

This is the world we live in.‎ 🌍

⚠️ If a Man rises to be the CEO of the Company, he got there by hard work and Determination.

23/04/2025

A Lady 💃walked into a Pet Shop demanding for a Parrot🦜🦜. The owner of the shop says;

"We have 2 kinds of Parrots, 🦜🦜one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself."

The Lady thought for a while and replied;

"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself."

The owner brought out her choice and told her to ask the Parrot some questions;

LADY: How do I look?

🦜🦜: You look like a Pr0stituúe🙄

LADY: I won't buy it, this Parrot is rude!

OWNER: Please Madam just give me a moment....

*Walked towards the backyard with the Parrot. He dipped the Parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the Parrot;
"If you're rude to the Lady one more time, I will drown you in this Bucket"...*

He came back to the Counter with the Parrot and told the Lady;
"Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite"

LADY: If I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?

🦜🦜: Your husband!

LADY: Good, What if I come home with two men?

🦜🦜: Your husband, and your In-law

LADY: Good! Good!, What if I come with 3 men?

🦜🦜: Your husband, your In-law, and your brother

LADY: Goooooooood!!!! What if I come home with 4 men?!

🦜🦜: (looked 🙄🙄back at the owner and said...) "Please just go and drown me again, I said it earlier that this woman is a Pr0stitute!!!"🤣??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆🙆

18/04/2025

01/04/2025

Happy new month, Fam! Wishing you a fresh start, new opportunities, and a month filled with happiness, growth, and success! April is here, and it's going to be an amazing month! 🌞🌈🎊

02/03/2025

When I say marry a kind man, I don’t even mean a man who’s generous with money. The definition of a kind man to 90% of women is MONEY. That’s great but I mean a man who is kind, whose conscience is alive. A man who won’t expect you to come back from a long day of work and stress to cook for him when he’s been home all day. That’s kindness.

A man who won’t expect you to wake up very early in the morning, bath the kids, prepare breakfast, do home chores, still prepare for work, come back to prepare dinner, and still break the bed for his pleasure at night. That’s kindness.

A man who will say: “This is a lot on you…” You take some rest while I do it. A man who can touch pot, kettle, turn on the gas cooker and cook. A man who doesn’t think that touching pot will make his p***s disappear. That’s kindness.

A man whose compassion goes beyond gender roles. A man who understands that when he’s taking care of the baby, he’s not doing you a favor. It’s his child. It’s his responsibility. A man who does whatever he can to make sure that the family is comfortable. That’s kindness.

A man who supports your career:“babe, you have an early work day today, don’t bother about the kids and chores, I’ll do all that…” That’s kindness.

See, whatever you do, make sure you end up with a kind partner. There will be days when love will not be enough, but a kind person is a kind person regardless.

Money can buy gifts, but money cannot buy a kind and thoughtful heart. Marry a kind man and be a kind woman too. You can’t be wicked and entitled and want a kind man. If you’re a deeeemon, go to HELL and pick your favorite compatible ‘deeemon.’ It works both ways, dearie.

Written by: Sweetie Love And Jokes

25/02/2025

Dear women,

Sometimes I feel nature is unfair to u
But u are a miracle.

Its u who bleeds blood evry month wit severe pains & cramps. Even in those pains, u stil have to put things together 4 a normal day. The cooking, washing, etc.

Its u who carry another human inside you for 9months. The inconvenience, the discomfort, the sacrifice & carefulness. U sacrifice what makes u happy just to keep another life healthy.

When its time to deliver, ur life is on the line. Its a 50/50 chance 4u. U may live & u may die. But being the life-giver u are, u wil choose the life of a new stranger over yours.
Even the process is not favorable to u. Either the pains of childbirth or surgery.

After it all, u stil carry urself up & continue life activities wit bandage & pains. But what is miraculous about it all is the smile u put on ur face while facing all these.

May God bless Every Good Woman out there... AMEN🙏💯💓💖🙇

14/02/2025

Love 💖💖 Is Beautiful when You're With The Right Person, May You Find Love 💖 In This Season Of Love 💖
Happy Valentine 💖💖

14/01/2025

In English we say: "Why wasn't I enough?"
But in poetry we say:
"I wore the masks you chose for me, swallowed the words you didn't want to hear, and built myself around your anger, yet your eyes never softened when they looked at me."

In English, we say: "You didn't reply."
But in poetry, we say: "Your silence said what your words couldn't."

In English, we say: "I overthink."
But in poetry, we say: "I replay your words a thousand times, searching for a meaning you never meant."