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Gentle dove comedy, Enugu, Enugu (2025)

09/12/2023

LAUGH WITH ❤️

😁😂😂If yhu no laff Wetin u gain😄😄🤣

1.Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and slap me now oooo .😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

2. One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we're still looking for cashier and two security men..😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

3. I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

4. All you married ladies who drive and see these pretty girls standing in the hot sun waiting for troski and you refuse to give them lifts, don’t worry your husbands will pick them up.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

5. I ask my mum where was she when dangote was single
Mummy Answer:- The same place U are when bill gate daughter is still single.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

6. I have been laughing since morning when a man stopped me at Owode Market road and told me that he is looking for GOOGLE PLAY STORE. I asked him Google Playstore how? He said his WhatsApp stopped working and his neighbour told him to go to Google Playstore and download a new one.
Anyways as a good Samaritan I told him that Google Playstore is no longer in Osogbo, that they have relocated to Enugu. I then put him on a bus going to Enugu.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

7. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured 馃,,anty why nah.😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

8. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple run.🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

9. Pls friends like seriously i need your help. Where can i do money ritual with only chickens and palm oil..?😄🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

🤣🤣😁😁😄😄😁

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04/12/2023

Morning Laughter With 😁
1. Dating a hustler is not easy. At 3am boom "baby wake up I have found a būyer for the mattress"😀😅🤣😢😅😓

2. Being a celebrity is not easy Mehn😌 I entered one poultry today, Omo if you see the way chickens dey shøut ✌️😩😂💔

3. In U.S.A. you see names like Bush, stone yet they progress. But in Nigeria, Favour is strūggling to feed😹, Blessing is bēgging for data🤣, Rejoice is sūffering from deprēssion😅, Wisdom has no sēnse😹, Victøry faīls exams often😹 and even Courage feārs Chicken😹😹🤣😅

4. No prīvacy in Nigeria, U will be using Ur phone in the bus and Someone will say"bros abeg Scroll up small make I see that girl picture well.
She resemble my gīrlfriend😂💔

5. Imagine going to Hēll 🔥 because of small līes like "I miss you too"🙆‍♂️🤣

6. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Sūicīde.
The librarian says, "Fūck off, you wont bring it back." 😂😂😂😂

7. Gīrlfriend: Baby, I'm Prēgnant...What Do You Want It To Be?
Emmanuel : A Joke.
😂😂😂😂😭😭

8. A Relationship withøut S£x helps you to focus on
important things like Ch£ating
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. You are dāting two guys at the same time yet you can't solve simple simūltaneous eqūation that you are doing.
Ijiot!😏😏

10. Being a man is not eāsy ,No makeup, no wig ,If u are ūgly u'are ūgly nothing will sāve u except MONEY & LYĪNG so much 🥴🥴😂😂

11. Have you ever been in the church while preacher preaches for so long that you wish you could remind him that the Bible says, "let my people go" 🤫🤫😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

12. When Satān saw that people were shy to smoke wëēd, he then introduced shīsha 😀😂😂😂🤣

13. Stop ignøring my post 🙄 am not your Ex I did nøthing to you 😏🚶

Message me i don't snub 😃🫂

-Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲

Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️

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04/12/2023

Laugh with ❤

A Woman Calls her Husband Who has Gone to Work...
Woman: Baby, buy me Yam at the market when U get back from work.

Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I left the house this morning, right?

Woman: Yes, baby. I'm tired. Do that for me, sorry!

Husband: OK, see you later.
a few minutes later, the husband calls the woman back.

Husband: Honey, help! Come quickly, to the market. The lady selling the yam grabbed me by the neck and said that I was responsible for her pregnancy.

Woman: What? Baby I'm coming in a minute.
arrived at the market she calls her husband to know his position.
Woman: Hello baby, I'm already here. Where are you
?
Husband: I'm still at work. Buy your yam and go home quietly.
😂🤣
Happy Sunday Family🇳🇬
If I no make una happy 😁 wetin I gain 🙂 My love for una fit make me jump in front of Dangote trailer as long as it's not moving 😃🙂

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28/10/2023

As they buy you iPhone you think that is love without knowing that 90% of those who buy dogs didn't buy dogs because they love dogs but for business purposes..

When you see where they are investing on the dogs you may think they love dogs but they are only doing that so the dog can have more strength to reproduce for more money...

You want iPhone, Hair and luxury lifestyle and they want ur kidney and private part, but they won't force you to get it instead they will give you what you want to get what they want..
It's transactional and exchange of goods and services

It's a pity to see fine girls being used for money but the truth is that NO RESPONSIBLE HARDWORKING LADY WILL DATE A YAHOO BOY/RITUALISTS.

YES, so don't expect me to pity you after death when you did not pity yourself before death..

It's just 5% of them that is being caught and 90% of others are still successfully doing it on daily basis but still yet to be caught...

If you like cry till eternity on this post, the truth remains that

NO RESPONSIBLE LADY WILL DATE A YAHOO BOY/RITUALISTS..

GET SENSE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE..

Don Jeremiah Ndubuisi .

15/10/2023

Smile Jhoorr 💥💥😒😂😂😂😂😂

1. ) Who Else Noticed That, Anytime you Decide to bring your Girlfrìend to your Hoùse,......

That's the Same Day, Lizàrd will be Playing Premier Lēague Fòotball Màtch on Top of your Roõf!! 💥💥😳😭😭😭😂😂😂

2)Who else Noticed that Sécond Roúnd used to làst lónger and toúgher than First róund, but at the End, very sweét😋;

That's Why I can never Jóin Bóxing😂😂😂😂💔

3) Two Bútchers Are fíghting Because of Me,So that I can Buy Mëat From them! 🥺🥰🥰🥰

The First onē has Even Injùred The Othēr Gùy with a Knìfè 😧😧😧😔😔

But I'm just waiting for them to fínish Ìnjuring themsëlves, so that I can tell them, I only Càme to ask for Príce 😒😳😳😳😂😂😂😂

4) God Has finally finally done it for me ☝️😭😭😭

For the First time, I gave my Entire Family Members each to Suppōrt themselves 😔🥰🥰

The Joshua that had Nōthing before, now my Family Members are Rēspecting me 🥺😔

I'm just waiting for them to Ask, Who sold the Family Lānd 💥💥😳😳😳😂😂😂😂

5) . If it's your Wífe that's Paying the House rént, Paying the Children's School Fees,
and still feeding the Children...

My Dear Brother🥰🥰, it's your Wórk to be Scréaming Hëavily during Séx,, you didn't Come to be Uséléss in lifê 💥💥😒😒😂😂😂

6) I just laùgh at Some People, When they says Scòring Zëró In Exam is the most Īrritàting Thing ever 😒😒😒

Have You Ever Dòdge a Bàby's Sneeze in the Car, and Your Face Lànds on Cònductor's Ãrmpît,

And As you try Again to Rèmove Your Face From there, they stōle your phòne from Outside 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

7). Do you remember When You and your Éx almost took Bloód Cóvenant😔😔......na God Save you then,..by now you'll have Bëen in Fánta Bottle😭😭😂😂😂

😎 I think I have to change my Garri vendor,....Mama Nkechi Saw Me From Afar, and Shòuted On Top Of Her Voìce

"Your Favorite Garri Has Fìnished!" 😳😭😭😭😭

9) Nkechi, they Rùshed you to Hòspital, because You're at the POINT OF DEÀTH 🥺😔😔😔😔,

And you're still looking for Bëd that has Sòcket 😒😂😂😂😂😂

10) No matter how Anybody Bëg Me, I'm seriously Dòne watching Ànything "Indían Films" ☝️😒😒😒😒😔

How Can A Hùsband Cātch His Wìfe Slèéping with the Gatëman, And the Hùsband Started Dàncing 💥💥😳😭😭😂😂😂😂

Cutie 😔😔, As Long As You Rēact on the Pòst, may you never Enter any Deprëssion that Will Make You think of Tāking your lifë Awày 😔😔😔😔😔

Cutie 🥺🥺🥰, if I have Made you Smile 😔😔, I pray God in his Infinite Mercy touches your Golden Söul to FoIIow Me for more Smiles ever 😔😔, So we can be Smiling Daily together, PLEASE Beloved😔, Please 🥺😔😔🥺😔

13/09/2023

IMOLE RIP BRO 🕯️🕯️Rip mohbad
Even when I heard about your departure I never believed I thought it was fake news but now realize it real rest well bro 😞😞😞😞
I M O L E
light 💡 Shine and illuminate

07/09/2023

What’s my dad trying to say

06/09/2023

*BREAKING NEWS:*

Finally, fuel will be sold at 150 Naira per litre from * 12th sept, 2023
President Tinubu made it clear 2 hours ago on a private interview in A*o Rock, that fuel will be sold at 150naira per litre starting from *12th sept, 2023
President Tinubu also said that, the issue of Naira falling in value will be resolved in less than a week, he made it clear that by the time the naira issue is resolved, 200 Naira will = 1Dollar and that will be in 3 weeks from now, it will become 200 Naira - one Dollar ( #200= $1).
President Tinubu also said that he promised to change Nigeria at the right time and that right time is now.
He also wanted to talk about corruption, but my TV exploded immediately after he mentioned the Word,
"Corruption"
and that was when I woke up and discovered that it was all a dream.🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️
I sincerely apologise👃🏻 for playing with your emotions......
Have a pleasant day & Remember to pray for Nigeria 🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌

31/08/2023

Welcome To The American Got Talent

Me: Thank you Sir

Judge 1: What is your name???

Me: my name is "good name".

Judge 2: (confused) What do you mean!???

Me: A good name is better than great riches so my name is good name.

All judges: WOW

Judge 1: That means you're better than great riches???.

Me: Yes sir that's why I don't like money because I'm better than it.

All judges:( burst into loud laughter )

Judge 3: Where are you from???

Me: Nigeria

Judge 3: wow all the way from Nigeria

Me: Yes sir

Judge 4: How did you come here??

Me: my friend es**rt me and come all because I use to es**rt him to buy garri and groundnut.

Judge 4: (confused ) Garri??? What is that???

Me: Oh sorry I mean groceries and floating berries.

Judge 1: Where in Nigeria are you from???

Me: my mummy said I'm Igbo,my dad said I'm Yoruba but I think I'm hausa.

Judge 1: ( looking more confus•ed) How old are you???.

Me : I'm a child Sir.

Judge 1: Pardon your age???

Me: I don't know oh. My mum said she can't give birth to someone like me. So I'm waiting for my real mother to tell me my age .

Judge 1: (Looking so frus•trated) So what have you come to do tonight???

Me : Nothing

Judges: (all in unison) what do you mean nothing???

Me: Alot of people say nothing is impossible so I came here to do nothing .

Everybody start cheering and clapping,the judges where all amazed.

All judges: Wow incredible kid .

Judge 2: So apart from nothing what else can you do???

Me: I can repair shoe that have cu•t, I can also repair phone and torchlight.( This judges go t!re today) .

Judge 3: What makes you feel you can repair all this things ???

Me: because the last time I repaired phone for my neighbors he called the po•lice for me.

Judge 3 : you mean the co•ps??? Why???

Me: Yeah because I can repair phone very well,he now call po•lice to detain me so that they can retain and maintain my talent for me to attain bigger and not to abstain from being the best phone repairer.
😂😂😂🙆‍♂️

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30/08/2023

1. Kissing your husband when he is asleep is one of the best gesture of love 🙃, but Nigerian women will be busy searching p0ckets instead 🙄🙄😂😂.

2. I have never heard twins calling each other twinie 😏, it is always two fāk£ friends 🤷😂😂.

3. Last night i was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie 😑, and the part where mary tells Joseph that she is pr£gnant 😏, Joseph was surprised and he exclāimed "Jesus Christ" 🙃. I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel 😂😂😂.

4. Girls, forehead kisses are how Nigerian men absorb all the s£nse from your brains 😑. Stay āwak£ Sisters 😏😂🏃🏃🏃🏃.

5. The kind of strength Nigerian men use in t£aring cond0ms, if they join it together 😎, I sw£ar we can use it to push Africa forward 😑🙃🤣.

Diala Emmanuel ✍️

6. Everyday, we hear br£aking news in Nigeria 😑, so when will straight news arrive in Nigeria 🙃🙃😂.

7. Some guys will wake up 2am to p££ and they will still come here to post "R£al hustl£rs don't sleep"😏. Bros, you are d£c£iving yourself 😂😂.

8. As a man, when you start waking up with no morning er£ction 🙃, oga it is time to write a will😂😂😂.

9. No Nigerian girl ch£ats better than those living with their grandmothers😏, guys b£ware 🙃😂😂.

10. Dāting a slim girl is c0nfusing 😏, you will not know whether it is love she needs or food 🍛 😂😂😂.

11. Why do girls change their walking step when they notice a group of fine boys especially when am among 🤷🤷🙆🤣😀?

12. Even if it is too small, learn how to use it to satisfy your woman 🙎.
Am talking about salary!
Nonsense! 😀😭🏃🏃

13. Pls if I offended you in any way, and you are angry with me, pls find a place in you area let's fight😀🙆🙆.
I hate rubbish🙆😂

14. This one surprised meoo!
A male was sucking a female breast🤱 inside church. The one that shocked me was that the two of them wasn't Ashame. They didn't care if someone was looking at them.
The female was about 36 years, while the male was about 8months😀😂😄😆
Ahh! Who stoned me?

15. Akpos was baptized in a near by church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name
Akpos: pastor, I would like to be called Grace
Pastor: No naah, Grace is for females
Akpos: what of Disgrace? 😂😄🙆🙆

16.After reading my jokes now, your mind will tell you to skip without liking and commenting.🤷🤷
Bros remember there is Godoo!

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11/08/2023

REMA SLAPS KCEE

You see the talents you help today ? They might help you tomorrow. Nobody trends forever .
6 years ago KCee was performing in Benin with other Artists , Rema tried to link up with some in the backstage and they all snubbed him but KCee gave him a chance, told the guards not to stop him . He spoke to Rema and encouraged him . He told Rema he believes in him and today Rema is one of the biggest Artistes globally . Few days ago , he took KCee on a tour with him just to appreciate what he did for him back then .

People don’t love Rema for nothing , he is talented and extra humble . In everything you do , never snub or treat people badly .You thought Rema could Slap KCee ? 😃, he slapped him with so much Respect .

Moral lesson : They fit snub you and you go still no blow oo🥴

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