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03/11/2023

■He is a 72 years old pensioner, who had worked all his life to raise his kids.

■Deprived himself of life's pleasures to pay expensive school fees and living expenses for his kids both at home n abroad.

■They are now well-off across the world, but his wife, 65, has relocated to live with her kids abroad, on the excuse of taking care of the their grandchildren.

■He is alone back at home, while his children call him to say hello and send money for his upkeep.

■He now has to start life all over as a bachelor, not minding his state of health, battling with high blood pressure and other old age ailments.

■But the question is: How long more would he survive alone?

■But this is the reality for most working class monogamous men.

■Their old age is usually lonely and in many cases, Sad.

■Try as you may, women love their kids more than their husbands, no matter how good the man is. The older he gets, the less use they have for him.

■Tell me then, what do men benefit from marriage?

■Men sacrifice so much but get little recognition for the hard work, rather the woman reaps all the benefits as the kids are often closer and more affectionate towards her when she becomes old.

■Men, a word is enough for the wise, plan and take very good care of urself while working and plan for ur future.

■No matter how caring you are as a husband and father, 97% of these women love their children and abandoned you when they are needed most.

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15/10/2023

GIRLS WAHALA FOR THIS GENERATION.
1. At the age of 14, they look very sweet, fresh and beautiful😊😍❤
2. At 16, they probably have their first s*x, they stick to one guy and talk about how they won't leave him🥺🥰❤️.
3. At 18, they are in the university where they meet new friends and guys who look fresh, therefore this makes them to start losing interest in the former guy as they start tasting other flavors.
4. At 19, they have about 10 boyfriends at the campus and feel too big to be counseled or corrected by seniors.
5. At 20, they just want to date older men. Younger guys are not serious or can't take care of their needs.
6. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear expensive clothes and who also date rich guys, these set of girls use expensive phones like iPhone's so they get intimidated and need to join the league.🙆‍♂️
7. At 24, they continue failing exams and the parents are tired of wasting money..🤦‍♂️
8. at 26-28, they are maids to help pay basic bills. They attend all marriages in the family and friends circles and are master planners for others.
9. At 29, none of those guys proposed💍. She now says all men are the same.
10. At 30, the same girls who refused to give their phone numbers to serious guys go on social media to post, "Hello, My name is blah blah and I'm looking for a serious relationship. Even if he's not financially stable I'm a hard working lady, etc etc".
11. At 32, they start crying because no one wants to marry them 😭😭. They buy wedding gown and cake by faith and be moving around with a man's picture from prayer house to prayer house.
12. At 35, they meet the guy whom they dumped because he was poor and now he's very rich with a very beautiful and decent wife❤😍. They go back home and say "some women are lucky".
13. At 37, They regret everything and join king Solomon to say all is vanity, even marriage is vanity.
14. At 40 and above they become witches; those aunties that have nothing good to say about men and relationship.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

15/10/2023

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25/09/2023
13/09/2023

🤣🤣🤣

13/09/2023

🤣🤣 waiting be this na
Don Jazzy

02/09/2023

As una don dey pray against bad friends, make something no happen to me oo hmm

Hmm 😂😂
31/08/2023

Hmm 😂😂

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