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18/09/2025

What did you eat for breakfast?😁🥸

18/09/2025

Who told you that it’s only adult contents that will make people view your stories? I cover my eyes with Obara Jesus biko. Nawao

18/09/2025

Shape abeg✅

17/09/2025

Nti Odikwa🧏

17/09/2025

17/09/2025

The lord has done it. Praise the Lord.🙏🙌🙌

17/09/2025

Some common ONITSHA SLANGS and their meaning....

1. How far - Kee kosi, kee way....

2. Hope all is well - Okwa anyi nno ya...

3. He skips class - O'na ata mgbe.

4. Street - ogbe.

5. Come let's reason - Bia ka anyi ruo.

6. I will deal with you - M ga agbanyelu gi film.

7. Calm down - Tinye onwe gi na chain.

8. You are not making sense - Ina-ako tuuu park.

9. Fine girl - Asa.

10. Let's go - Ka anyi waa.

11. Army - Unyaami.

12. Police - ndi-nwa

13. Greeting, (no matter the time of the day) - mon-sir oga!

14. Rich man - a big ime afia.

15. I didn't suffer for it - Ejero m ose

16. Don't bother - Atana afufu okwu onu

17. $ex - Ife oma.

18. You dey f*uck up - Ina ete amu gi nsi

19. We don't share things in common - M na gi adiro eme ofu ihe.

20. 100 naira - OO

21. 20 naira - Green

22. 50 naira - white.

23. 10 naira - red

24. 1000 naira - 1 mkpa.

25. 500 naira - Fibre.

26. Come my side - tinyelu m ahu.

28. Respect yourself - Gbara ogwu gi ñuo.

29. Let’s eat - Bia ka anyi kwaa.

30. I'm broke - Ano m na nleka.

31. We don't care - Adiro asi ndo.

32. It is finished - film agwugo 😂

Add yours in the comment section.

There’s no 27, mana unu amaro 🤣

Add yours!. Any Igbo slangs you know at all that is not here… and which one of these got you laughing 🤣🤣🤣.?

Me: number 13, 17 and 18🤣🤣🫣🫣🫣

16/09/2025

Am I the only one that doesn’t pray for Nigeria any time that prayer points is raised in church?
Ladies and gentlemen, say the truth!🙅‍♀️✅ 📌

16/09/2025

Nti odikwa?🥸🧏

16/09/2025

Check out our BACK TO SCHOOL GIFTS OO. E Ch0ck mehn💃👍🥰

16/09/2025

Guess whose birthday it is today..

Happy birthday Nwanyi oma May Yul-Edochie

14/09/2025

Oga you are the real m*gu!🙄🥹