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23/01/2025

My mom visited my hostel where I shared a 2 bedroom house with a female student. Mom invited my roommate for lunch with us which she obliged.

During the meal, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty my roommate was ❤🔥😘

She had for long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of us and this made her more curious 🤔

While having lunch, she was watching how the two of us were interacting and she started wondering if there's more between me and my roommate.

Reading my mom's thought, I quickly said,
"I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates."

About a week later, my roommate came to me saying, "Ade, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen.

Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will Email her just to be sure."

I sat down and wrote:

Dear mom ❤️

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house, and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
Love,
Ade 😀🥰😘

Several days later, I received an Emali from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleép with her but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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15/01/2025

“Shishi, I didn’t make. The only time I make money is when I am called for skits. Most people used me, if you come to my shop now, it’s so dry. Being a celebrity isn’t easy. I’m a celebrity, yet I’m going through a lot. You can say I’m greedy or ungrateful, but I’m saying the truth, I’m not enjoying anything.” Popular internet sensation, Fish pie ; Alax Evalsam laments about his fame.
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15/01/2025

Zlatan's mum rocking her son's brand: Zanku To The World ❤😍‼️ MMr Danie comedy

15/01/2025

10 million naira for Alex Evalsam from victor Osimhen to start a business!

In a recent interview, Alex Evalsam the meat pie guy that trended in Nigeria was seen cryïng for help that people used him and at the same time dumbed him.

Victor Osimhen has contacted me to make enquiry about him, some said the boy squãndêrêd some money he got on carrying ladies with big brêãsts, while others with different stories.

Please anyone with the right information about the guy should come up with it let's help him if it's true people dumbed him after using him to make money online.

BUt if it's true he lavished the money on carrying ladies with fat brêãsts we will use the money to do giveaway!!!!! Mr Danie comedy

15/01/2025

"Don't compare me to Asake. I don't look like him. I look like Lil Wayne. I'm now an international superstar" - Portable declares😁‼️ MMr Danie comedy

11/01/2025

Happy birthday 🎉🎂🎉 to a friend,brother and my senior colleague the okosisi of nollywood, Nollywood actor I K ogbonna PLEASE FOLLOW Mr Danie comedy

10/01/2025

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10/01/2025

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10/01/2025

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10/01/2025

This is not all about social media, When people expose their pictures in social media because of others are throwing out their naked pictures it shows how they live in real life, no discipline person with fear of God will descend so low to dent the future of their family and their own future. The world are not comfortable with decent things they have allergy on things that are decent that is why they are more comfortable when their naked pictures go viral on social media. When a man is too gummy in living dirty life one day he will do something that will damage his reputations forever from your boy Mr Danie comedy please give me a follow

28/12/2024

28/12/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂
1. torn trousers were as a sign of p0vërty long ago, but now it's a fashion. That why I can't throw away my torn boxer, who knows what 2moro may bring? 😁😂😋😊

2. if the price of rice does not come down on my wedding day, I will cook beans with garri 😂😋😂😂😋

3. na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoil cloths 😀😁😊😋😊

4. Ghana girls will watch all telenovelas yet when they ki$$ you, it make noice like infinix screenshot "kekraw" 😂😁😉😆😀😋

5. calling me brother when you know am in love with you is another level of w!tchcraft 😈👿👹👺 comedy

6. I mistakenly br0]ke my mom's memory card 😣😣, now I have to sing EKUEME to her twice in the morning... three times in the evening 😂😂😂😂

7. some of you girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do MCXI MXI MXCIX 😂😂😂😂

8. my Ex posted on her status "everything I touch becomes beautiful ; I told her to touch her face and she block me 😁😀😂😂😋😋

9. watching vampire m0vies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom! 😂😁😊😉😋

10. Good peoples will not just laugh and go after reading dis but will re@ct and comment 🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️
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11. Mathematics textbook wey 9 PhD holders write before completing it one teacher go just tell you to cram everything when you get time sit make you think about it 🤣🤣🤣

12.I don't know who needs to hear this but please throw away that empty perfume bottle in your room 🥱🙄🤣🤣

13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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