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17/08/2025

A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was to sit on hung on the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled. Without saying a word, he proceeded to the blackboard and wrote:

Test - 15 min, 30 marks.

Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 Mark).

Q2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, and show your workings (1 Mark)

Q3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair on the ceiling and the friends who helped him. (28 Marks).🙄

Me:🤔🤔😂😂

17/08/2025

*ALL NAH JOKES*🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1. This lïfe is simple but we always want to make it härd for ourselves. 😒🙄
My brother if you’re brokë‚ tell her you’re brokë. Which one is “Let me see what I can do”.😔
You cannot do anything 😒🤭😂😂😂

2. Breäking News !!!😀
The gïrl that use to say “you have one minute remaining...” on MTN is pregnänt 🤭😂😂😂

3. I don’t have time to be googling spelling. I write what I can pronounce🙄. You are the one that will suffër the consikwensïs 😒🤭😂😂

4. When you keep taking pictures inside various cars and you expect your man to believe you are not çh£ating. Who exactly are you‚ a mechanic? 🙄🤭😂😂😂

5. If your name is “JOY” and your boyfrïend ask you to come thisnïght‚ tell him that your Bible made it clear that JOY cometh in the morning. 😒🤭😂😂😂

6. Normally tatt0ö dey only fit people wey get möney but if you’re brokë‚ you be ç*lt!st 🙄🤭😂😂😂

7. Carpenter wey dem call to come fix Kitchen zinc‚ don open pot carry 2 meat chöp 🙆‍♀️😂😂😂 Nigerïa na your mate 🥲😩

8. Some ladies breaküps be like “Babe, I’m ferup‚ I’m done with this relayonship” 😳🙆‍♀️🤭😂😂😂 abeg na play oo

9. E don happen finally!! 💔🙊
Pölice station don employ vigilantë for security purpose 😕🙆‍♀️🤭😂😂😂

10. So those w!çked carpenters who make bed with no space under it‚ what’s their aim? 🙄
Where do we go and hide when the owner is coming? 😒
If you know you know 🥲😂😂😂

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12/08/2025

Apart from joblessness,igbo smóking, ogogoro drinking,selling family lands,reading of newspapers,and having much interest in court cases,playing draft ,and chasing widows ,What other things do you know about uncles that wear this cap 🤔🤔🤔🙈🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂.

09/08/2025

You told your wife👩‍🦰 that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a so|dier. 👮‍♂️
Her husband comes back and you hurried|y hid under the bed 🛏️
The so|dier sends his wife off to the market while you are sti|| hiding under the bêd. you overhear him inviting a |ady over the phone.🤣🤣

The lady comes and shôrt|y after his wife comes knôcking citing that her c|othes are sta!ned and she wants to change them🥺

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bêd turns out to be your wîfe🤣🤣 and both of you are |ooking at each other under the bed like rãbbits without saying a word.🙆🤣🤣

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅
In English we call it coincidence 😂😂
In government we call it check and balance 🤓🤓
In food and nutrition we call it balance diet 😁😁

May the phone of those who skîp after reading without lîking and commenting and shãring fall into a bãsin of water🤣🤣

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