21/04/2025
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1) This one sabi côok. This one sabi greet. This one sabi Do
Na so Solomon take marry 700 wives o.😂😂
2). I'm in my neighbor's house and they are about to eat, am seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not húngry....😏🤔🤔
3). Being a girl is not easy.. You can't even vomít in peace again 😀😀😀
4). Guys no be every time trouser trouser una no dey tíre??? Atimes put on skirt let fresh air blów John Thomas abeg 👋🤣😅
5). Not all Dstv Dish 📡 you see in houses are working o. Some are there to prevent Thūnder. 😒😂
6). In Africa when you are síçk, the moment you laugh or talk pɛ, you are no more síçk.*
You will hear, get up and go wash the dishes.
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7). He is inviting you for the first time, you are already shavíng everywhere.
what are you preparing for my sister?🤔🤔🤔
8). In ```America```
GUY: I love you
GIRL: I love you too
In ```Nigeria```
GUY: I love you.
GIRL: Hmmm... Boohempire, are you sure it's me you love or my brêāst and kpekus?_😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨🙆🙆🙆
9). I've never heard about employment opportunities in CBN. Are the staff there immørtals, I mean people no de dīe there???
😂 😂 😂
10). I'm not a prophet but I know the person reading this post is holding a phone with crâçked screen and some with left hand😂😂.
Abi I líe?
11). She said she will love me till Forever comes*😍❣
*Only to find out that *Forever* is the name of her boyfriēnd from the village🙆🏾♂🙆🏾♂
12). Human braín is the most outstanding object in world._
_It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year._
_It functions right from the time we are born_ ,
_and stop only when we enter the examination hall._😭
13). I gave my døg wëed to make him to be sharp and brâve
can u imagine i have be running since morning. 🏃🏃😎😭😭
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14). The iberiberism of okorocha is after molding others and forgøt to mold himself♨
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15). The population of females in the world is more than twice the population of males,yet every girl has a boyfriēnd.
Isn't GOD wonderful?
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16). My neighbour just found 1k in his old trousers. I hope my trouser is seeing what other trousers are doing👇
17). Most Ladies Don't Do Video Calls After 9pm Coz Their Faces Have Been Restored To Factory Settings😆😆
18). I Borrøw U My Perfume You Spray Psiii Psiiii Psiiiiiiiiiii Psiiiiiiiii...When I Use It I Spray Psii Psii ...Do You Think Am Mâd???😓😂😂
19). A man is d bread winner of the family, but a woman should at least win d akara,so dey can eat bread and Akara together.😅😅🤷🏿♂️
20). I can't wait to marry and have my own children so that whenever visitors give them money, I will collect it from them.😂😂
21). I'M tirëd of using water to drink garri........what else can I use.🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨
22). Men: learn how to sedúçe your wives, sometimes walk around nãkêd..shake your āss and allow your bâlls to dângle freely.😝 🏃
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23). My sister, if your boyfriēnd has a car, bréak the windscreen. If he doesn't beât you after that, marry him caūse he's a húsband material😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
24). To all the girls....if u have 10 million naira and a thīef ask for your money or s€x which one will u give him? Don't lïe 😕😕😕
25). Dāting a lady with bow legs is not the prøblem. Until the day she decides to wear red trousers. She'd be looking like plier😭😭
Yeee who slāp me🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃♀🏃
26). Stúpídíty is when you have a LAND Rover + LAND Cruiser and you still have a LAND Lord... U deserve To Be LANDED a Dīrty Slâp.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
27.) Do you realize dah when you're mâdly in love, even insülts sounds like birthday wishes? .😄😃😄😃
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28). I may not be able to dáte all the beautiful girls in this page but I will view their profile pictures, zoom it and touch their brêāst.(😼😼😼😼)*. 🏃🏽♂.... *bêat me if you can😆😆😆. This was the saying of a måd man.
29). If you decided to keep your body for your future húsband, we have also decided to keep our money for our future wives. If no pre marital s€x, no pre marital spending too. What is good for John is good for Jane too.🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 Periød 😃😃😃😃😃
30). Why is it that Guys with 6packs açt as if they don't have clothes? Any small thing they will pull their clothes. Idiøt people 😒😒,,,,, pot belle i haíl oo😅🤣🤣
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31). Unémplóyed guys are the ones always getting girls prëgnānt. How come your spêrm is working and you are not working?*😀😀😀😀😀😀
32). There are no record of female angels in the Bible, So ladies, If any guy calls you Angel. Trust me he is a fâlse prophet😆😆
33). If you think you haven't seen frùstràtiøn, try eating hōt spaghetti with rubber spoon, the spaghetti go just dey form slāy queen😅😅😅
34). So imagine oo
You get three girls prëgnānt 🤰🏿🤰🏿🤰🏿 and convince two to abørt 🤫🤫 only to have the third one to give birth to triplet 🧸🧸🧸 what kind of wītçhes do you think live in your house.
35). How can someone say
They Tried to Staīn Us with Charçoal..
But they forgøt that we are Ghanaians.
We Staīn Charcoal.
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36). Research has shown that as a Lady, if you walk pass, you pass groups of boys ārguiñg and they don't stop their ārgúment you're a man🤒💁🏽♂️😰😰
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