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Don hazor, Gboko (2025)

08/12/2023

So I finally decided to go run a medical test after many months of procrastination, because am getting unnecessarily too weak and consistent headache with unsual stomach pains

Also fear I might be running a high blood pressure from thinking too much and everyone around me is starting to notice. What am even thinking about sef I don't know, although I suspect it to be some stubborn malaria.

As I was patiently waiting for my turn, I heard a man crying from one of the wards, a very handsome young man possibly in his late 30's weeping like a baby on the hospital floor, soaked in his own tears and not even minding if people where watching.

As I watched him from where I was sitting I saw a man who was weeping in regret over something he did or failed to do, everyone around tried to calm him down, including the nurses, but he just kept on crying for no reason.

Me sef I became scared, what have they told this man now that he's just crying anyhow like this? It's like I will abandon my own test oo, before somebody come and be telling me what I don't know, 🤔.

After I did small amebo with one of the friendly nurses and I was told he was suffering from a condition called ischuria, abi it's benign prostatic hyperplasia something (not sure I got that right) ,there was sha One big English there, but in common terms he was having difficulty passing out urine, and the doctors said he was going to be charged (N50,000) Fifty thousand naira for every time he urinates, 🤦
.. Like what da hell ??💔🙄💁

And that's how badly the devil 😈 can mess up people's lives. I figured it out maybe he was crying that hard because he couldn't afford to pay that much to urinate, poor guy ☹️😶.

But he kept on crying😭 and talking to himself, one of the things he said that stuck Into me was;

"I have been ungrateful Lord I have been ungrateful, I have been urinating freely at no cost for the past 30years of my life, without paying a dime, but I didn't appreciate👏 or give glory 🙌to your name for the free gift, now I have to start paying money to somebody in other for me to urinate, Lord I have been ungrateful."

That was when I knew the reason behind his pain, and how ungrateful I have also been for all the free gifts God has given to me...

Friends, what if there was someone charging you for the air you're breathing right now?

What if you had to pay for every time you use your eyes 👀?

Will you ever be able to afford it?

Why don't you take time to appreciate 👏 God for all the many things He has given to you for free, pls don't wait until you have to painfully pay Men for the things God was giving you for free.

Appreciate God for all the many things He has given to you for free today before you step out.
Good morning
Y'all have a blessed day
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06/12/2023

My friends had been telling me a lot about my beautiful girlfriend cheating behind my back, so I decided to spy on her every movement like a CCTV camera.

After she had finished cooking for me, she gave me a piece of soft kizz on my cheek before walking out with her handbag.

After she had left I dished out some quantity of the noodle and feel my round breakable plate, having my seat on the floor turning on the ceiling fan

Released my belt gently, right now I know everything is ready, I pick up a little of it and feel my big mouth

I swallow the food gently with my eyeballs well-closed just to concentrate on the taste of the food

The food was going down my tummy like a musical rhyme, I heard my phone ringing

I opened my big eyeballs, it was my friend that I placed to give me more information about my girlfriend cheating on me

I pick up the call expecting something useful

"Hazor your girlfriend just enter one-man house in my street come quick"

Immediately my ear just captured the message, I hung up the call and rushed out without finishing my noodles

I boarded a vehicle, telling him to use full speed so that I can arrive very quick to capture my girlfriend red-handed

Even on the bike, I was still thinking about seeing my girlfriend with the man

I finally arrived in the street

my friend pointed his finger into one beautiful compound and the gate was left opened

my girlfriend was standing with one man holding her hand

I can't hold the pain, I rushed into the compound and hug my girlfriend from behind, that's was not even okay I kiss her on the neck

The man was looking at me with a very dangerous eyes,

"Deborah who is this guy that can't even respect me?"

Daddy, his name is Snr Hazor

Immediately I heard daddy I know my own has finished

Before I could even say sorry, the man have slapped me, immediately the slapped land on my cheek

I staggered like a drunkard and go on my knee, he did not end it there

he called for his other colleagues to help him punish me
I feel like Crying 😭😭
Joshua why you do me like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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02/12/2023

Finally she say YES!!💃💃
Wedding date December 25 2022
Venue:: Maiduguri opposite Boko Haram headquarters🤣

29/11/2023

The hour to laugh have come 🤣🤣
Don hazor

1. Fowl 🦆wey Joshua wan use give native doctor🤣🤣🤣🤣 Precious don use am cook friedrice😭😭😭

I go gist ona later, dey is fire on the mountain now 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

2.If gøvernment see crūde oil for your house na them get am 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☀️☀️☀️

But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get am😭😭😭

2. Nigeria education no balance at all 😂😂😂😂

secøndary school teachers they'll teach when you get to the university....😃😄😃😃😄

University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary school😍🤩🤔

3.lawyer defend you for fraud case finish🤗🤗😀😆

you still get mind run fake alert for am 🤣🤣

shaaaiiii Joshua... Why😂😂😂

4. Precious, no be say your boyfriend stingy😆😆😆😆

nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn ,salary don finish😭😭😭

5. Omo this December go red o, this one wey I never hear "jingle bell" "jingle bell" 😂😂😂😂

abi dey don sell the bell give iron condemn?🤗🤗🤗🤗🤔🤔

6.babalawo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy material😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he's deâd😂😃😄

Nigerians be like so yesterday "when i see am dey lick orange and palm oil"

I no know say na goodbye him dey talk O😭😭😭

8. Ñø be everything be village people work

"How you go for job interview🧑‍🔧🧑‍🔧🧑‍🔧 begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager" 😂😂😂😭

Why Joshua.....🤣🤣

9. You fit defeat me for maths and science😄😃

But in English you is going home🤣🤣

10. Nigeria education system no balance well o😅😅😅

poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learner🤣🤣😂

11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Men🤣😅😅😅

No woman must be Left behind including Precious...💚😂😂

12.person die you post death took the wrong person😭😭😭

nah you be the right person.. .. 🤗🤗🤗🤔🤔

13. Try dey pray o, you just wake up for morning dey press phone ,you no even check if you dey talk.😏😏😏😋😋😋

14. You dey use dark mode for All your social media platform😅🤣🤣

and you dey expect your future to be bright Joshua.... dey play😔😛😛

15.some men are very fast when removing bra but to remove money you will think they've stroke😂😂😂😂😂

Make I call name before Joshua go stone mê 😁😁

16. If you feel useless and that no one thinks about you😁😁😁😁

jùst remêmber that your landlord can't stop thinking about you😃😄😃

Dey play Joshua wey Dey hold 3 yrs house rent 🤣🤣😂😂😂

17. I dey come allow me to think you think say to write joke easy 😁😁😁😁

18. Why do girls🧝🧝 like doing videos without doing anything😎🤓

just licking mouth, blinking eyes and standing like standing fan😃😃🤣

make I no call name Precious.. you know yourself .... 🤣😃😃🤣

Oya share with friends 😁🤣😂 don't laugh alone 😂😂😂 tag them 🙏🙏

The problem i have with people 🤩😍😍😍is that they would read your jokes and refuse to react 🧑‍🔧😭😭

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28/11/2023

🤣🤣😃😃
A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother's votèrs ID çard. A portion was written S£X: " F" , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing . The girl said "I can't believe you are so bād at sêx that you even got an "F." Now I understand why Daddy is always with our house māid🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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28/11/2023

What's the best meal to eat when it's raining?
😃😋😋🚶🏿🚶‍♂️

28/11/2023

Who told you that you won’t smile this month ?? 🤭 Forget it, you would surely have a smile on your cute face after reading this 🤗

1. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own 😕😂😂
2. “American and Nigerian method of teaching how to drive a car 🚙...

American 😌: Easy on the wheel, turn it gently, great baby you are getting it gradually, good job great! high five! now😋
...NIGERIA🙄

Nigerian : Oya hold the steering, not that side! hold it like this, ehe... hold it firm, oya go.. now cut cut cut I say cut! Mumu! you no see say trailer dey come??
Idiøt wait lemme come down before you do anyhow mtcheeeew... You dey find who you go kïll!! ...😳🙄😒😂😂
3. Why do we change position when it’s actually the same hole. I don’t understand golf at all 😒😂😂
Bros it’s not what you think 🙄
4. If our gïrlfriend know how many gïrls we ignorë in a day just becausë of them‚ they’ll be payïng us sälary. 😒😂😂
5. Some gïrls are wiçked‚ I collected a gïrl number today‚ just to reach house and realize it was today’s date: O7O 15 09 2O23.
Can you imaginë. 🥺🥹😂😂
6. Imagine sitting next to your dad in church‚ and the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say “I no dey feär you” 😳😂😂
7. My next relatiønship is going to make sënse‚ I have a gün🔫 now. You brëak my heärt💔 I brëak your lēgs 😁🤭😂😂
8. Sister nevër häng out with a guy without having at least 3k in your purse. E get why 🤷😂😂
9. 1O years in çultism no car‚ no house, no investment
Na only märk full your bødy
Bros wetin you gaïn ?? 😕😒😂😂
10. Whën virgïn gïrls ürinate you will hear “shrisriririrsrishi”... But you seē thosë kóngà (wëll)‚ you will hear “chloroporororo” 😳🙄😂😂
11. Who is a rïsk taker ?
A rïsk taker is someone who has a rünning stomach and still want to mëss 😳😂😂
12. Are you tirëd of this Nïgeria and you want to travel abroad ?
Put your phone on flïght mode‚ ständ on it and shøut vooom ! ✈️
Safe journey !!! 😂😂😂
13. I tell you... The ability to control teärs when food don’t get to you in an occasiôn is the highëst førm of maturïty 😩🥲😂😂
14. The first femalë barber recorded in the Bible was Delilah...
Fëar wømen oo 😳😂😂
15. Dearie, why are you always ignoring me 😥, even after I made you smile, you just Read and leave 😟... Abi I no dey try 🙏💔 I pray God touches your heart this time and make you able to use few seconds of your time to REACT on this post & also SHARE it to Groups to make others smile 🥰...

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26/11/2023

*BRA BRA BRA*!!!!!😁🤣😁😅😀

Bra wey know maths is called *Algebra*😅😅
Bra under animation is called *Zebra*😅😅
A Muslim bra is called *Ibrahim*😅😅
A Christian bra is called *Abraham*😅😅
Bra wey balance is called *Equilibra*😅😅
Alcoholic bra is called *Brandy*😅😅
Poisonous bra is called *Cobra*😅😅
Hard bra is called *Brass*😅😅
Skinny bra is called *Vertebra*😅😅
National bra is called *Brazil*😅😅
State bra is called *Anambra*😅😅
Academic bra is called *Library*😅😅
Magic bra is called *Abracadabra*😅😅😅🤣😁😁😅

Strong man is called *bravery* 😂😂

Any new thing is called Brandy ❤️😂

Head bra is called *braid* 😂😂

Hugging bra is called *Embrace* 😂😂

Different types of bra is called *branch* 😂😂

Sport bra is called *Ibrahimovic*🤣

Dirty bra is called *brat*

Proud bra is called * brag*

Musical bra is called *bracket*

Motor bra is called *brake*

Cloth bra is called *brazier*

Human bra is called *brain*

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26/11/2023

WHY I STOPPED STEALING MEAT🍗 FROM POT😭
......It's all happened some years ago😔
When I was a master in stealing meat🍗 from pot🍲
If someone says, that he's professional in stealing of meat🥩 from pot🍲 without being caught🤏
I will be like see this mumu u can't be as expert as I was😏
Because if my mum count the meat🍖 I will still thief it without been caught😅
Even if she use camera📷 to snap it
I will still steal it😂

But it all stop🚫 on the day when I want to steal one bastard kpomo (Cow skin meat) that has meat inside😰
When my mum was washing🥣 this meat🍖
Naso I sight it and I started planning on how to steal it🤔
Maybe I should take it all or I should slim fit🧵 it😝
Naso I concluded my mind to slim fit🧵 the meat out of the kpomo😝

I watch my mum👩 till she finished cooking the stew🥘
The stew ready thank God🙏 I thought in my mind it's now time to strike⚡
I was at alert so that my mum shouldn't catch me as usual⚠️
I now tiptoe🦶 to the pot of stew🍲
Then I grab the meat🍗
Despite the fact that the stew🍲 was still hot♨️
As my plan to slim fit the kPomo😋

But this kpomo nah bastard I thought in mind because it is not soft at all🥺
As I struggled to cut it with my teeth🦷
That's when the problem started😣
I now open my eyes to look left and right
To look whether my mum👩 is coming🏃🏾‍♀️

That is when the meat🍖 now separate from kpomo🍗 in angry way😞
It now do fiaaaaammm naso hot pepper🌶️ enter into my eye👀
yeeeeeeeeeh I said😱
But I keep it to my self so my mum will not hear me👂
Na so I try to open my second eyes👁️so I can run away🏃‍♂️ but unfortunately my second eye can't open😓

Because the pepper is now transacted all over my body include my an*s😭
Naso I try to run off with my eyes closed😶
Next thing I heard was gbammmm naso I hit my head on the wall🧱😮
Maybe am on Earth or in heaven I don't know🙅🏼‍♂️
I can't hold the pain anymore😫
That's when I shouted yeeeeeeeeh
And my mum heard my voice🗣️
So she ran to my rescue🏃🏾‍♀️
she now asked "Hazor what happen to you🤷🏽"? because I sat on the floor I can't say anything I just hold my head with one hand because my second hand is full of stew😿
Naso I try to stand up
And she saw the meat on the floor and my hand full of stew
She now understand what really happened and gave me a dirty slap👋 gbaaaaa that can shift destiny to early grave and beat the hell out of me
That is when I realized the proverb that says
"Every day for the thief and one day for the owner"

Since then once my mind tell me to steal meat🍗🍖🥩
My eyes👁️👀 will now start peppering me🌶️
And my ears will now be hearing gbaaa! gbaaa!! gbaaa!!! gbaaamm‼️😫😹

🙆😂😂😂

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22/11/2023

📌 LAUGH WITH Don hazor 🔊

1. If you want to enjoy an interesting story in a bus. Just shout “THIS NIGERIA SELF”
Relax, people will take it from there 🤷😂
2. When I am drünk I become at alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes, then I look down for bombs, I look back for kidnäppers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zig zag to avoid bullet...
Don’t joke with drunkärds 😂😅🤣
3. Me and my guy 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe 😂
4. I tried to act like whites today, I drank tea with 2 slice of bread this morning and I'm waiting to see the outcome 🙉🤣😂
5. Sometimes it is not the Tailor’s fault...
My sister you just don’t have the same shape as the lady on the catalogue 🤷😂
6. 👩When you’re rich and ügly, girls must find something good in you they’ll be like “Awwwwn, you got nice fingerprint”
“Wow your skeleton is so romantic”
“Gosh, his shadow is cute” 🤣😂🙉
7. Kids be like: chsjfndjuajbdjja
Me: Huhh ? 🤔
Mother: He said he wants chips 💔😂
8. No disgraçe is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in exam Hall and screäming “some people are already writing nønsense” 💔😂
9. Some of these girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙉🤣
10. Na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🤷😒😂
11. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom ! 🙆😂
12. Guys please help me...🥹
What business can I start with #4,000...??🥲
I want to be serious now 😩😂

18/11/2023

🥶 LAUGH WITH Don hazor 🙉

1. David is short, Joshua is stingy, Emeka is an illiteratë, Faith is brokë...🙄
That’s how Precious clocked 30 years without husbänd🤭... Well, Happy Birthday oo Precious😂😂
2. precious, how come you post on your birthday “Wow I can’t believe am +1 today”🥲 so if you don’t believe, it’s me that will believe abi?🙄
I can see the you are not that well...😒😂😂
3. One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the Bank, and I was blushing 🙈until she said “You look like that Keke man that ran away with my change...😳
What a painfül moment...........😩🥲😂😂
4. 3 types of wïld anïmals I know...😒
1. Lion 🦁
2. Tiger 🐯
3. My Ex 🙄🤭😂😂
5. I was slappëd by a soldier today for stepping on his foot... I wanted to hit him back, I just remembered Exodus 14 Vs 14
“The Lord shall fïght for me and I will hold my peacë”😒
If not for that, I would have beät nönsense commot from the soldiër body.😇🤭😂😂
6. Message: Crush: “Hey, I love you🥰.....*
Me rushing to check the message☺️
Crush: “Hey I love you 🥰.....
*
Send this to 10 people!!
*
The painfül thing is she did this on Valentine’s Day 😩😂
7. American rappërs😕
Song title: ‘‘Fvck that äss’’
Award speech: “I want to thank God Almighty for the inspiration 😌😳
Which God give you the inspiration? 🙄😂😂
8. When counting möney 💵and your babe calls you, count it again; 2k might be missing 🙄😂😂
I know what I’m saying oo, it happened to me today when Precious called me 🥲🤭
9. Scientists have proven that out body needs more exercise than rest.🙄 What Am I trying to say here?? 😒
Sometimes, allow a dog to chasë you😌🤭😂😂
10. Vîrgin Mary got married to a Carpenter (Joseph), person wey no be vîrgin wan marry a Pilot 🙄🤭😂😂
11. I bought air freshener for my new car.😇
I will buy the car later because I don’t like buying two things at the same time 😌😇🤭😂😂
12. Na wa oo... I saw one of our Facebook Slãy Queen, Precious today inside the Keke. She didn’t talk to me oo because her father was lapping her 🤭😂😂
13. I’m not good at English but today I’m feeling nevertheless because of Precious’s birthday 😇🤭
14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 🥲😩

16/11/2023

An example of both good luck and bad luck is when a strong wind blows a girl's dress up in the presence of a boy....then the same wind blows dust into the boy's eyes at that particular moment

Haha 😂

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