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14/12/2024

SUNSHINE IS FOR EVERYBODY, IT'S JUST FOR YOU TO GO OUT AND GET IT😇😇

01/07/2024

Wizkid fans una mind go dey
Who be wizkid

01/07/2024

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01/07/2024

01/07/2024

😂😂 JOKES 😂😁😋😁😀

1. torn trousers were as a sign of poverty long ago, but now it's a fashion. That why I can't throw away my torn boxer, who knows what 2moro may bring? 😁😂😋😊

2. if the price of rice does not come down on my wedding day, I will cook beans with garri 😂😋😂😂😋

3. na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoil cloths 😀😁😊😋😊

4. Ghana girls will watch all telenovelas yet when they ki$$ you, it make noice like infinix screenshot "kekraw" 😂😁😉😆😀😋

5. calling me brother when you know am in love with you is another level of w!tchcraft 😈👿👹👺

6. I mistakenly br0]ke my mom's memory card 😣😣, now I have to sing EKUEME to her twice in the morning... three times in the evening 😂😂😂😂

7. some of you girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do MCXI MXI MXCIX 😂😂😂😂

8. my Ex posted on her status "everything I touch becomes beautiful ; I told her to touch her face and she block me 😁😀😂😂😋😋

9. watching vampire m0vies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom! 😂😁😊😉😋

10. màd peoples will just laugh and go after reading dis and refuse to react and comment 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
😂😁😀😂😂😋😂😂

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01/07/2024

🏢SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL📘
1) Female 👩‍💼 students should wear mini-skirts👗 only.
2) Lunchtime 🥪🍟🥓 takes 3hrs while each lesson👩‍💻 takes only 20mins.
3) If you are quiet🙍 person, sorry! Get the out of my school.
4) If you wanna get high🚭 there's a room 🏠 for smokers.
5) Wednesdays and Fridays it's party �🎼📻 time no lessons.
6) During examination all students will be provided with text📖📗 books.
7) All students are free to bring their laptops💻 and phones📱 because free Wi-Fi will be provided.
8) If you insult a teacher your punishment is to play FIFA🎮⚽ with principal.
9) At lunchtime🍟🥪 students eat every kind foods you want the school will provide.
10) On Mondays you'll come to school at⏲️10:00 just to discuss what happened over the weekend🥂🍻
WILL YOU COME TO MY SCHOOL💃💅🏋️

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01/07/2024

🤗😅😅😍
1) Sister if i toast you, your duty is to say YES or NO which one is " what of your gf? U wan poison her?🙄

2)My friend thought hiding his relationship was the best decision Now he can't find it 😂*

3)Are you in a serious relationship or you're the one taking it serious?*🤣

4)2 mins into a relationship and I can confidently say relationships are overrated.😂😂* 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

5)It is cold here in UAR* 🥶

*I miss Nigeria 😩*

6)Pls where can i get Garri here in Canada ?*🤣

7) When we virgins are h***y 😩
We shout "Holy ghost fire" 3 times and then drink 2 cups of water

8)IN *Nigeria*
When a lady enter a guy's room,and 9mins later you hear loud music.
Just know they have started playing Ludo🎲!!!!😂😂😂

9) At times I sit down, keep quiet, talk to myself, think deeply, think again, wonder, imagine, and ask why you are still reading this🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

10)My dear, I said *I love you* I didn't say *I won't cheat on you~*🥴
😹😹😹
~Poor listening skill~
💔😹😹

11)Yesterday wire shock me* 😫😫
*My parents gave me milk and malt Today I am going to transformer 🤣*
🤣🤣🤣😋😋😋😋

12) What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
But at the same time, dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13) Sometimes I just want to be alone 😪

Especially after cooking indomie and egg😌😋

14) My future Wife will enjoy ! My future Wife will enjoy!

But hunger is killing your current girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣

15)Most ladies don't answer video calls after 9pm bcos their FACE have been restored back to FACTORY SETTINGS*. 😂

16)I think Jesus is vexing for Nigeria. Think about it, when last did Jesus send us WhatsApp message to forward to 15 people* 😂

17) Imagine u act as dead during an arm robbery attack and you hear this "Shoot everyone again "
😂😂 that moment ur urine alone can flood the whole of West Africa 🤣
18)You no get money you dey brush teeth follow #

20/06/2024

You don't have to hurt me before you win ... Big twelve

20/06/2024

Let me bless your day

20/06/2024

Man like tower money