Bendben

26/06/2023

*Few hours after I got a new job,I informed my friend, Samuel and the following conversation ensued........*

Samuel: I'm so happy with the latest development..... Accept my hearty congratulations once again.

Me: Thank you so much pal.

Samuel: *Smiles*.....You're welcome....Ehen I've always wanted to ask you, how is the distance from your home to your work place?

Me: *Trying to figure out the best answer to give him*….....Hmmmmm,e far gan ooo.

Samuel: Ehhn, just try to estimate it in terms of kilometer.

Me: E far wella oooo...But no worry sha.I go still take you there one day.

Samuel: E far wella,abi you don't know how to calculate kilometer 😏

Me:

25/06/2023

Me: *in my sitting room playing video game, then my friend,Samuel enters*.

Samuel: Ben what's up! You don see my latest film.

Me: *Stares at him with a confused look*.Which film?

Samuel: Guy,no tell me say you never hear o! I feature for one film like that na.

Me: Ehen! You be boss ooo

Samuel: *smiles* But Ben,you must watch it oo.

Me: You be my gee na.What are friends for?

[Few minutes later, I spend my 500 Naira on data, just to watch his performance].

Me: Guy, since morning weh we dey watch,I never see you.

Samuel: Calm down na,e go soon reach there.

Me: Ok na; no wahala.

[Later on.......]

Samuel: Ben back am small; e be like say we don pass o.

Me: *Stares at him with a stunning look* Pass ke?.

Samuel: Ehen na! Na me wear yellow for that side dey cross road but camera no show my face well.

Me:

03/06/2023

Wahala be like Th sound 😂😅😂

24/05/2023

A short story 🤣😊.

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04/05/2023

Almost everyone can relate 😂😂😂.

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27/04/2023

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20/04/2023

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18/04/2023

Link to my challenge https://youtube.com/shorts/FlenEsNGHKI?feature=share

18/04/2023

Link to my challenge