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07/05/2025

Morning memes ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜‚

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19/04/2025

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18/04/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Iwo Ikpo Diri, Adekola Comfort Niyi, Al Bahriyyah, Esther Prestige, Be Cca, Kelly Cliff, Bรฏg Tรฏnฤ, Racheal Afolabi

02/12/2024

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ*Effect of not having $ex*1. Headache2. Waist pain3. High blood pressure 4. Fvcking in the dream5. Quarrelling wi...
05/11/2024

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

*Effect of not having $ex*
1. Headache
2. Waist pain
3. High blood pressure
4. Fvcking in the dream
5. Quarrelling with neighbors everyday
6. Shouting at customers daily.
7. Fighting over 10 naira change when U bought something.
8. Always angry when you see lovers.
9. Always shouting at conductor in public bus
10. Dry skin

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17/09/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Amama Efeoghene Stanley, Bashir Nafisat

              DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATHROOM AND BAFF-ROOM๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…Bathroom ๐Ÿ›€ Is a place where you take a shower, it's a very cle...
09/09/2024


DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATHROOM AND BAFF-ROOM๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Bathroom ๐Ÿ›€ Is a place where you take a shower, it's a very clean and cool place, you can sleep and charge your phone there if you wish. Bathroom is always inside the house ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

But you see Baffroom๐Ÿ˜‚

Infact, the distance from your house to baffroom is like 10 kilometers ๐Ÿ˜…. If you are going to the baffroom you need to carry your bucket ๐Ÿชฃ of water in one hand,๐Ÿ˜‚ your soap container in the other hand and your tower round your neck ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚.๐Ÿ’

The towel round your neck is the baffroom door so you hang it in a way that will cover the door ๐Ÿ˜ . Pray make correct breeze no blow cha!
Baffroom has no place to keep soap so you have to hold it in your hand while baffling and if the soap mistakenly drop there, infact just forget it๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

After baffing, you will still pour water on your legs to remove sand that splashed on it while you baffed . That water must not finish o!๐Ÿ˜… You will take the remaining water back to your doorstep and pour it again on your legs to remove the sand picked up on your return journey from the baffroom, for the last time before entering your room.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

30/07/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Latty Nation, Pรชรฅรงรช Mรฅรฑ, Mรบjรขhรญd Yรขkรบb, Bรซรฑ Sรธรฑ, Sosomeji Gloria, รtz Jรดรฉ, Blessing Sarah Oludaisi, Purity Akan, Princess Odunola

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑSTATE AND CAPITALsnake And carpenterAbia- who am iAdamawa- LoyalAkwaibom- you knowAnambra- your carBauchi -how chipB...
09/07/2024

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
STATE AND CAPITAL
snake And carpenter
Abia- who am i
Adamawa- Loyal
Akwaibom- you know
Anambra- your car
Bauchi -how chip
Bayelsa-na yanga
Benue- my cousin
Borno - my deal go real
Delta -asanwa
Edo- begin sitting
Enugu-a new good
Imo- old way rain
Cross river -climb her back
Eboyi- I buy kuli kuli
Lemme stop here jare
Contact me for ur child home lesson
Fee are very affordable๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ1. It's raining and you are tellingsomebody's daughter to enter your house,Are you Noah:/?๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…2. My friend has been...
04/07/2024

๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah:/?๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
.
3. And some be asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in Nigeria is a
small job? I live in Nigeria for a living.๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ™ƒ
.
4. In Nigeria, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful s*x while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornucators๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him too know say time no dey.๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜น
.
7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8. As a Nigerian, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"John I'm pregnant "๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow like an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Nigeria to south Africa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of God๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‡
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