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We offer safe, reliable, and efficient transportation solutions for individuals and groups.

11/07/2025

Sometimes the view from the window looks unclear, but don’t stop — your destination is ahead. Every mile brings you closer to the life you’ve been dreaming of. 💛🚆

10/07/2025

Tales from the Road – Episode 23:

“The Case of the Disappearing Chicken”

I boarded a Big Uche Transport bus one bright Thursday morning with just one mission in mind—to mind my business and reach Abuja in peace. But alas, the gods of Nigerian travel had other plans.

We hadn’t even left the park when one passenger, let’s call her Aunty Nkechi, brought in a cooler big enough to bury a goat. She hissed at the conductor, “Make sure una no put anything on top of my cooler o! E dey fragile.” Fragile kwa? Was she carrying fine china? We would soon find out.

Fast forward 2 hours into the journey, and hunger had started playing full orchestra in my stomach. I turned to my left, hoping to distract myself with scenery—only to see Aunty Nkechi quietly open her cooler like a thief in the night.

Next thing, the sweet aroma of jollof rice and fried chicken started to fill the entire bus. If hunger had a scent, that was it.

Passengers began twisting their necks like CCTV cameras. Even the driver cleared his throat suspiciously.

Then it happened.

One piece of chicken vanished.

Aunty Nkechi screamed, “Jesus is Lord! One of my chicken don disappear!”

Confusion broke out. Everyone started defending themselves.

“Oga driver, I dey sleep since!”

“Check your lap, maybe e fall.”

“Madam, no be juju be dat?”

But one man at the back—let’s call him Brother Paul—was chewing suspiciously. Aunty Nkechi moved like a SWAT officer, yanked his bag, and boom—evidence found: chicken bone wrapped in tissue.

Brother Paul simply looked up and said, “Na temptation, aunty. Na temptation.”

The whole bus burst into laughter. Even Aunty Nkechi, after hissing for 15 straight minutes, joined in.

We finally got to Abuja—with one less chicken but a full dose of comedy.

At Big Uche Transport we Don't Just Drive - Every trip is a journey and a storybook combined!

09/07/2025

Long journey ahead? Don’t forget your playlist! 🎧
Music and podcasts don’t just kill time — they kill stress too.
Ride smart. Ride stress-free. Ride with Big Uche Transport.

08/07/2025

Fear may block the tunnel, but courage lights the way. Keep moving — everything you want is just beyond it.

07/07/2025

Tales From the Road – Episode 22:

“The Fufu That Fought Back”

It was meant to be a simple Ibadan-to-Onitsha trip. Full bus, AC chilling, playlist set to sweet Naija classics. Everyone was minding their business until Madam Felicia, the woman in seat 4, brought out a black nylon bag. Inside: one mountain of fufu and egusi soup. The aroma? Loud enough to cause road accidents.

Driver said, “Madam, abeg no chop fufu here o. Na public bus.”

She responded, “Na soft food, e no dey disturb.”

5 minutes later, she untied the nylon. That first p**f of smell hit everyone like spiritual slap. People opened windows. The guy beside her nearly jumped out. One man at the back said, “Driver! Park make I change bus! This one na warfare.”

Still, Madam Felicia carried on. She dipped her fingers and started to battle the fufu like it owed her rent. Suddenly, the bus hit a small pothole and splash! egusi soup flew like arrow — and landed on the white shirt of a fine Onitsha banker seated two rows behind.

Silence.

Then, “Jesus!” he screamed. He looked like a sacrifice just returned from shrine.

“Madam, see wetin you don do!” someone shouted.

Felicia replied with mouth full, “Na small soup. You go wash am.”

Drama broke out. People were laughing, shouting, one guy was even crying from laughter. The bus had to stop so the banker could rinse his shirt with pure water. As for Madam Felicia? She calmly finished her fufu like nothing happened.

Every road has a twist. Some come with fufu and flying egusi!

At Big Uche Transport We Don’t Just Drive - We Create Memories

06/07/2025

Life is a journey—literally! Why spend 4 years of it in discomfort? Ride with Big Uche Transport and turn every trip into a memory worth keeping.

05/07/2025

Tales from the Road – Episode 21

Title: The Jollof War at Ore Park

It was supposed to be a smooth trip from Ibadan to Port Harcourt. Everything was set — the weather was cooperating, Big Uche Bus was washed to factory reset, and passengers boarded with the usual prayers, "May the engine not overheat like last time, Amen."

We hadn't even passed Ijebu when trouble began to cook — literally. One mama, let's call her *Mama Esther*, had brought a steaming cooler of jollof rice for the journey. You know the kind of rice that announces its presence before it's even opened. The aroma spread like divine prophecy across the bus, and that was when the unrest began.

Two passengers at the back began whispering:
"See as that rice dey smell like wedding reception rice..."
"E be like say na party rice oo!"

Mama Esther, unaware she had just started a culinary revolution, finally opened the cooler at Ore Park. The smell hit everyone like Holy Ghost fire. Before we knew it, someone shouted from the back:
"Aunty please, you fit sell small? Just one spoon and two meats?

She laughed it off… until a man in the front removed his headset and said, “Abeg, I get ₦500, just help my destiny.”

Within 10 minutes, the bus was no longer a means of transportation. It was now Big Uche Mobile Canteen. People were ordering, some were haggling, one woman even asked for a vegetarian option — for Jollof rice!

Then it happened. The fight.

Two passengers fought over the last portion. One man accused the other of taking more meat than rice. The accused replied, “Na me carry rice cooler come? Mind yourself!”

The bus driver had to intervene, yelling, “If una wan chop rice, make I go open buka now now!”

Eventually, peace was restored, but only after Mama Esther promised to cook again on the return trip — for a fee.

The rest of the journey was calm… until one passenger asked if she could bring her own cooler of fried rice next time.

Sometimes, it’s not the road that causes delay — it’s the rice fight.

At Big Uche Transport We Don't Just Drive - We Create Memories

04/07/2025

Every journey begins with a crawl.
Keep moving — greatness is staring back at you.

03/07/2025

At Big Uche Transport, we don’t just take you places — we grow with you. Like the caterpillar, every journey transforms you. Keep moving. Keep evolving..🐛➡️🦋

02/07/2025

Tales from the Road – Episode 20:
The Holy Slap That Saved Us

Our Big Uche bus left Ibadan for Abuja on a calm Friday morning. The weather was good, the roads were friendly, and all the passengers had that travel face — hopeful, sleepy, and semi-irritated.

Among the passengers was one brother that introduced himself loudly during prayers:
“My name is Evangelist Paschal! This journey will not end in tears!”

Everybody shouted Amen!

But 5 hours into the journey, as we reached Lokoja expressway, the bus suddenly stopped. No warning. No noise. Just silence. Driver tried starting it — nothing. Everyone started shifting uncomfortably.

Now here’s where it got funny…

A woman screamed, “Driver, this bus dey posses! I talk am before say the horn dey sound like jazz!”
People started accusing each other. One man said he saw one passenger wear red beads and refused to join the opening prayer — instantly, the bus judged him guilty.

Evangelist Paschal stood up and said, “It’s time to lay hands!”

He started moving from seat to seat, praying in tongues. When he reached the guy with red beads, the guy hissed.

Paschal didn’t hesitate — he gave him a holy SLAP. A real one. Sounded like a tyre burst.
“Come out of him!!!”
The man shouted, “Oga I'm not possessed, I'm just tired!”

While all this drama was happening, the driver quietly fixed the battery wire that had cut — bus roared back to life.

Paschal turned and shouted, “You see? The demon has left! The engine has obeyed the Lord!”

People clapped. Even the guy that got slapped nodded in surrender. No one could explain it.

We arrived Abuja in peace. But I tell you, to this day, anytime someone sneezes near that evangelist, they flinch — in case another holy slap is on the way.

When your bus breaks down in the middle of nowhere and Pastor passenger turns vigilante! 🚍💥👋🏾😂

01/07/2025

Welcome to July!
At Big Uche Transport, we’re not just moving passengers — we’re moving dreams, goals, and greatness, one trip at a time.
Hop in, let’s drive purposefully this month!

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