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02/07/2025

"A customer entered our FCMB bank in Secretariat yesterday, went straight to the toilet and locked himself there, then climbed inside the ceiling. When he noticed that all the staffs had gone, he came down and tried to hack all the systems. He also locked himself inside. This morning when my colleagues arrived the office, they noticed the door was locked from inside. They had to break the door and go in, that’s when they noticed that someone was on top of the ceiling. Immediately they turned on their system, it started showing *“restarting, click ok to accept”*"

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21/06/2025

This one na banga rice or rice banga😉😔🤭

06/06/2025

EiD Mubarak to all Muslim faithfuls, may we witness more of this day inshallah

02/06/2025

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02/06/2025

With Johnbest comedian – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 9 months in a row. 🎉

25/05/2025

Happy Sunday famz....

07/05/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Anele Maqoma, Bræ Hïm, Tawokaltuu Yaa Rabbii, Souleymane Kabore, Hazard De Don, Bennyc Vilakazy, George Manjate

05/05/2025

Can 100 Men unalive 1 Silverback Gorilla? O
So to start with, the strength of 100 men is dispersed, it's not centralized. So when 100 men punch a gorilla, it’s basically 100 mini baby taps. Barely has any effect.

But one punch from a silverback gorilla? That’s like 20 Mike Tysons punching you at once.

That single hit delivers about 2,700 lbf, that’s the force of a Toyota Yaris being thrown at your chest.

No sir, you’re not surviving that. 😅😅 Even if you do, you certainly won't be complete again. 😅😅😅

Also, in one swoop, a gorilla can swing its arm and create a car crash-level impact on 10 people at once.

And let’s not even get into the bones, what a human can do to a chicken leg, a gorilla can do to your entire skeleton. Effortlessly.

So what am I saying?

One gorilla will end 100 men in under 10 minutes.

Wait, wetin I dey take seff.

I mean one angry Gorilla will end them in ONE minute. Maybe even before you scream Spartans...😅😅

01/05/2025

With monetization Remedy – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 8 months in a row. 🎉