King palace comedy.

02/07/2025

A customer entered our FCMB bank in Secretariat yesterday went straight to the toilet and locked himself there, then climbed inside the ceiling. When he noticed that all the staff had gone, he came down and tried to hack all the systems. He also locked himself inside. This morning when my colleagues arrived the office, they noticed the door was locked from inside. They had to break the door and go in, that’s when they noticed that someone was on top of the ceiling. Immediately they turned on their system, it started showing *“restarting, click ok to accept”*

28/06/2025

Nigerian police have devised a new tactics to end Insecurity in the nation.
VDM

27/06/2025

21/06/2025

A bus from Lagos to Ibadan had an accident now.

19/06/2025

5 ways for man to be happy with women�
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…�
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…�
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
�4. Be with a women who really loves you…�
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know�each other!;)��
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

19/06/2025

No condition is permanent in life, even a new generator that sounds like R. Kelly & ceiling Dion is now sounding like portable.

18/06/2025

GIRL: Sweetie, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.
BOY: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

18/06/2025

Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat.

18/06/2025

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.