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Cristiano Ronaldo no. 1 Disciple, K!!ing them with facts.
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Throwback to when Messi set this record 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.I dunno Messi is a right footed player.
03/09/2026

Throwback to when Messi set this record 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

I dunno Messi is a right footed player.

Cristiano Ronaldo dragged penalty with Alonso: THE TRUTHLet's rewind back to 2009/2010 La liga season. On the 21st of Fe...
03/09/2026

Cristiano Ronaldo dragged penalty with Alonso: THE TRUTH

Let's rewind back to 2009/2010 La liga season.

On the 21st of February, 2010, Real Madrid defeat£d Villareal by 6:2. Two out of these goals were penalties converted by Kaka and Xabi Alonso.

Cristiano Ronaldo scored the opener via Direct Free kick.

A penalty was awarded and Kaka stepped up to convert it.

Higuain scored the third which was assisted by Ronaldo.

Higuain scored the fourth goal.

The fifth goal was scored by Kaka, assisted by Ronaldo.

The 6th goal was from the spot, which Alonso converted. Ronaldo was fouled for the penalty.

This Alonso penalty kick was the one those misgu!ded souls were trolling Ronaldo for because he didn't celebrate the goal.

What really happened?

When Kaka converted his own kick, Ronaldo celebrated with him but when Alonso scored he didn't. Why?

Maybe or maybe you are not aware, during the time Kaka and Ronaldo played together for Real Madrid, there was an arrangement between Kaka and Ronaldo. If neither of the two was yet to score in a match and there was a penalty, Ronaldo will take it. If Ronaldo had scored before they got a penalty, Kaka would take penalty given. If Kaka was the one that had scored before the penalty, Ronaldo would take it.

After Ronaldo was fouled, he picked the ball because Kaka had converted one earlier only for Alonso to ask Ronaldo for the ball. Ronaldo was reluctant which is normal.

Ronaldo was on the pitch, Higuain was there, Raul came from the bench. These are the attackers who can convert penalty. Why was Alonso a Midfielder craving to score his first goal by all means?

In his Real Madrid career, Kaka scored 6 penalties, 3 out of these penalties were when Ronaldo was on the pitch (Ronaldo even won one of them). The other 3 (including a brace), Ronaldo was on the bench and he scored open play goals in all the occasions he came from the bench.

You might wonder why 6 penalties in Four year. But don't forget Kaka was only more active in his early years at the club. Injury ru!ned his times at Real Madrid.

To confirm my point that one played penalties if the other has scored;

- Real Madrid 5:1 Tenerife in their first season, Ronaldo played the penalty to give Real Madrid a 4:1 lead, Kaka scored the third goal of the match via open play.

You hardly see a game where both Ronaldo and Kaka played and one of the two scored both an open play goal and a penalty. Whenever this happened, is either one is on the bench or didn't play at all.

I keep saying it, most people talk about Ronaldo the way they do because they don't know anything about him. They believe in what cynics or haters say.

It is on you as Ronaldo fans to dig more about your idol. Don't let anybody f00000l you.

For the first time?Check the comment section. You have seen these before.
02/09/2026

For the first time?

Check the comment section. You have seen these before.

Why did Paulo Dybala fail at Argentina?Could he be recalled to the national team after Messi's retirement?Though Nicolas...
02/09/2026

Why did Paulo Dybala fail at Argentina?

Could he be recalled to the national team after Messi's retirement?

Though Nicolas Paz seems to be the player who will benefit more with Messi's retirement.

So s@d Messi's 2 retirement had to come after 2 International football setbacks.Messi had the chance to rewrite the hist...
02/09/2026

So s@d Messi's 2 retirement had to come after 2 International football setbacks.

Messi had the chance to rewrite the history but he blew the chance.

Bottling is part of his football journey though.

2022 World Cup gave him the best opportunity to retire.

2024 Copa America came and offered him the second chance. He didnt make the best use of it like Di Maria did.

Ronaldo will retire as a man who tried but his best wasnt enough.

While Messi is retiring as a FIFA World Cup winner who retires after 0 shot on target in his last final/match for Argentina.

Barcelona are so busy with the signing of Gabriel Jesus that, after 48hrs, they havent got time to post about Messi's re...
02/09/2026

Barcelona are so busy with the signing of Gabriel Jesus that, after 48hrs, they havent got time to post about Messi's retirement 🙄

Messi is about to retire, so lets shift attention to Yamal. Must they lie to hype this boy too?How is Yamal the fastest ...
02/09/2026

Messi is about to retire, so lets shift attention to Yamal.

Must they lie to hype this boy too?

How is Yamal the fastest to score 50 goals ahead of Mbappe and Haaland?

Kylian Mbappé for Monaco: 60 apps 27 goals and 16 assists.

First season at PSG: 44 apps, 21 goals and 17 assists.

Second season at PSG: In the first game, he scored 2 goals.

Total: 105 apps, 50 goals and 33 assists.

Erling Haaland at Molde Fc: 50 apps, 20 goals and 7 assists

Haaland at Rde Bull Salzburg: 27 apps, 29 goals and 1 assist.

His first match for Borrussia Dortmund, he scored hatrick.

Total: 78 apps, 52 goals and 8 assists.

Lamine Yamal so far: 154 apps, 51 goals and 52 assists.

So how come Yamal is the fastest to score 50 goals?

If you said in Top 5 league, how is he faster than Mbappe?

Then, if you considered Haaland in Germany, for Dortmund, he scored 62 goals in his first 67 apps.

So how come Yamal who has played 154 matches for Barcelona be considered faster than these 2 guys?

No wonder they can't tell us in how many matches.

I watched a reel by AjibolaZerofootballknowledge where he addressed the new abstract record broken by Lamine Yamal.Young...
02/09/2026

I watched a reel by AjibolaZerofootballknowledge where he addressed the new abstract record broken by Lamine Yamal.

Youngest to score 50 goals.

He said "all those things that you (Messi fans) tried with us with Messi, we wont allow it with Yamal"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Seriously, he is right. I never cared but after watching his video, i became motivated to speak about it.

You see, we are now in an era where, someone somewhere will just come up with unnecessary record just to put one player above the other.

The record will just pop up from somewhere and importance will be attached to it. The records that never existed or hardly spoken of.

Ronaldo is the fastest player in La Liga to score 20 La liga goals in a season.

The fastest to reach 150, 200, 250 and 300 goals.

You harldy see people talk about this. And when some do, Messi fans argue it is possible because he came to La Liga as an established player, while Messi came through the rank, which is true.

Yamal holds the record for the youngest to score goal in La Liga. This is a normal record.

But after playing 3 full seasons, he scored 50 career goals and we are to tag that as a record? Lmao.

Can you let us know the youngest to score 50 La liga right now before he would break the record.

Truly, all those imaginary record created purposely to just hype a player wont be tolerated again in football.

They will tell you a player is the best dribbler in history because he completed the most dribbles. But we dont know how many dribbles Garrincha, George Best or Maradona completed.

Or does the number of dribble completed makes Wilfred Saha a better dribbler than Ronaldinho or Okocha?

The same goes to other features of football that lack proper recording some years ago.

Unfortunately or fortunately, only Messi has the right stats. Mtcheww.

He won 18 MOTM in Elclassicos but we asked for who won the rest out of the 30 he played against Ronaldo, they cant provide them.

They will tell you a player is the best passer from a website that claims they cant ascertain Ronaldo's actual figures.

This Al-Hilal dey ball o.Dem want wound Al-Ahli, no time. 2:0 25'
01/09/2026

This Al-Hilal dey ball o.

Dem want wound Al-Ahli, no time.

2:0 25'

Messi retires from International football without being the best player in Copa America, Fifa World Cup, World Cup Quali...
01/09/2026

Messi retires from International football without being the best player in Copa America, Fifa World Cup, World Cup Qualifiers..

That's not bad. He retires being the 🐐 of International Friendlies 😩.

20 years, 0 goal or assist against Brazil in competitive games.

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