20/01/2025
SIDE CHICK VS WIFE (A MUST READ!!!)
HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART:
A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.
*Madam:* Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.
*Angela:* Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.
*Madam:* Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?
*Angela:* (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.
*Madam:* Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.
_Alert wole gbam!_
*Angela:* (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.
*Madam:* Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.
*Angela:* Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.
*Madam:* Yes, go on...
*Angela:* (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.
*Madam:* (surprised.) He told you that?
*Angela:* Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.
*Madam:* (anxious.) Ok, go on.
*Angela:* Madam, cook soups and vegetables over the weekend. Store in the freezer. Make food and serve with the warmed soup from the freezer. Also, sometimes, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?
*Madam:* Yes, I am with you.
*Angela:* On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.
*Madam:* Hmnn... Go on.
*Angela:* Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.
*Madam:* (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_
*Angela:* Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?
*Madam:* No, no, please go on.
*Angela:* Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophesy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way.
Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment either in gossiping about others with him, pressing phone or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.
*Madam:* (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?
*Angela:* Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for s*x as you always do according to him.
*Madam:* (flabbergasted.) This is serious!
*Angela:* Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.
You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.
*Madam:* (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?
*Angela:* I am 23 years old Ma.
*Madam:* I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.
After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_
The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_
Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands
