Samxie Cole

07/12/2025

06/12/2025

06/12/2025

25/06/2025

‎So My Daughter brought her Male classmate to my house, so they can Do their assignments together.
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‎This was her First time doing such thing, so I was shocked what kind of assignment that they couldn't finish in school, or maybe wait till tomorrow.
‎The worst of it all was that They were doing the assignment in my daughter's room.
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‎I felt uncomfortable, and went to check what they were both doing in the room.
‎As I went closer to my daughter's Door, I overheard them murmuring
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‎"Daniel, but I warned you to pour it inside, now see how it has stained My bed, and my Mum will definitely kiII me if she sees this white stains on the bed"
‎"I know Ella, I made a mistake, I'll clean it now, I'll use sponge to clean it now please don't be annoyed "
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‎As I heard that, I didn't even know when I barged Inside her room and shoùted
‎"Waitooo, What are you'll pouring inside each other?, What did you do to my daughter?, start speaking up now!!!!!"
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‎The both looked their selves, so surprised at what I'm saying;
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‎"Don't even dare act surprised, what's this white Substance I'm seeing on your bed Ella??!, I'm asking you!!"
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‎Ella laughed a bit loud and mommy, Calm Down, we're actually performing an experiment on Milk, that's the Assignment they gave us to do!!, we're checking the Protein contents and also the chemical contents "
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‎I just stood there looking at the two of them ashamed of myself; Chaii, my Mind is top corrupt ehnn! 💔🤦

Noooo this is how I keep vigilant, this generation, don't give them a little chance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 before ihe emebie

10/06/2025

Make I bûst your braiñ 🤣🤣🤣 joor

1. Bënz of #8 Milliøn‚ I säy make I deposït #2‚000 fïrst‚ you con dey frøwn façe...
E be likë say you nø wan sëll 😒😂

2. Becausë we mēt at a funeräl you nøw savë my numbër as “burïal boy”!
Your papä na undërtaker... Nønsense 🙄😂

3. You wïll seë a hüngry fän sayïng we bøught Ronaldø for 15O milliøn poünds 😂

4. I get sënse‚ I get sënse. Smäll pikin givë you assignmënt‚ you säy quëstion no correçt.
My brother feär God oo 😂

5. Welcomë to Nïgeria‚
They wïll be likë: “I wïll keëp you in my prayers” but they don’t evën pray...! 🙄😂

6. Maths teaçhers wïll teaçh you additiøn‚ givë subtractiøn for cläss wørk‚ multiplicatiøn for homë wørk‚ divisiøn for cläss tëst then quadratiç equatiøn durïng ëxams 🙆😂

7. You won’t knøw how brøkë you arë untïl the bänk managër çalls you to äsk if you are stïll alïve 😳😂

8.Imagine buying phone for your sister then her boyfriend sizes it
What will you do as a guy🙆🏾‍♂️

9. “When visitïng a siçk persøn”
Ameriçans: Get wëll soon deär
Britïsh: Speēdy recovëry niggä
Nïgerians: Chai !‚ Na thïs kïnd sicknëss kïll Favour oo 😂

10. If a wøman løoks at you while she’s sïlent and suddënly säy... “Hmmmm”🙆 be cäreful‚ she’s discussïng with satän aboüt your casë 😂

11. *You thïnk you arë doïng me “But you are doïng yourself”* if your Mom haven’t tøld you suçh words‚ you are adoptëd 😂

12. Untïl you are askëd to mäke a sentencë with “ME” that’s whën you wïll knøw Englïsh is nøt your møther’s languagë. 😏😂

13. The ønly twø drëams thät çome truë in Afriça... Bëd wettïng and a witçh squeezïng your neçk in the nïght 🥲😂

14. My mum askëd my gïrlfriend if she can çook and she repliëd bøldly “mama I cookëd the teä we dränk thïs mornïng”😳
Favour abeg leave 😂

15.Some girls don't fixed nails for fashion, they fixed it to scratch yansh.. favor i lie?🤣🤣🤣