12/09/2023
This really made me laugh not just because it's funny... But cos it's actually True ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I love my Naija just the way we are ๐๐๐๐
Welcome to Nigeria ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Where:
-We call every toothpaste MAC CLEAN!
We don't care๐ ๐ ๐!
We are like that๐ ๐ ๐!
-Who dey check ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
-We call every insecticide, DOOM!
We can't help it๐๐๐!
-who get your time๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNA๐๐๐!
-inbuilt๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐
-We point at an empty chair and ask โWho's sitting thereโ?
- Respect ๐ง๐ง๐ง
We are just like that๐
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We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the house๐
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We are just like that.
-When NEPAโก takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like that๐
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-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem with that๐๐๐!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's used!
Is in our nature๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ, we are in Nigerians
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away! We are conscious of our properties ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that๐๐คฃ๐
-We can't change, the way we are ๐๐
-We are ๐๐๐คช Nigerians ๐๐๐๐๐
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly ๐๐๐.
We are the giant of Africans๐๐๐๐๐๐