Oga Mondayla

26/02/2025

😂😂😂 FUNNY JOKES 😂😂😂

1) Dating many girls is a way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main chick 🐥. But ladies won't understand this strategy ?

2) Don't ask me if I'm in a relationship, just date me. You will find out later 🤣🙏

3) Dating a jealous girl is cool until she sees you with your mom and she will be like “ Why do you have a female mother ?”.

4) My girlfriend wants to break up with me simply because i ran faster than her when that werey fog named German shepherd chased us 😅😭.

5) I speak correct English in my mind but when i open my mouth i couldn't can 😢😢😢😢


6) A real woman will stay awake in the night to chase mosquitoes from bitting her boo 😭😭😭.
Guys😔, Hope am right ?

7) My favorite childhood memory was not paying bills 😭🤣

8) *🥱🤕🪀They will post you on their status and say🌚 "my one and only" because you're the one and only viewer🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️*

9) _🙇🏽People are going through much in this country, I was in a bus and someone scratched my head thinking it was his own..🤦🏽‍♂️_😂

10) *in case no one told you today :❤‍🩹🫂🥹*

*you're beautiful💍 .♡*
*you are loved🫶 .♡*
*you are stronger than you think🌝 .♡*
*your life is valuable🕯️ .♡*
*you have so much ahead of you👏 .♡*
*you are important🤞🏾 .♡*
*God loves you regardless of your past🙏 .♡*

11. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by lîkíñg His Post🙏 and addîñg me as your Frîëñd, Love you All 💖

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13/12/2024

Ur pastor said, Take this acïd and drink for I have turn it into 🍷 wine, reply as a cr*zy church member 🥱🥱

08/12/2024

Laughter unleashed 😂🤣

1. The Day My Crush Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling😭

2. MOM: Why is your result so bad?
ME: Bad things happens to good people
Or what do you think?😁😁

3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already acting like queen of England.
😂
Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts 😂

4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have money💵 for attention sir.

5. My drunk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreed locks.... fada lord.......😂

6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe rings thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engaged to short guys who couldn't reach their fingers
👋✋

7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said?
"A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fainting since morning
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

8. he commented on my post!
SHe replied 2 his comment!
he replied again!
They were about 2fall in luv with my post, so I deleted it😏
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grabbed my dick for support, wicked people everywhere 😭
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

10. So because you are cooking Rice and chicken i cannot knock to tell you am the one that removed your cloth from rain.😎
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of water☹
Me sha given them
drinking water, purewater
bottle water,
Cold water,
and Mami water
Lobatan🙅🙅

12.Cutie🥰😍 why do you always ignore me it unfair oo 🥺😭abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna add me

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04/12/2024

H@te when website ask questions like "are you a human"
No I'm a washing machine😏😏
🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

04/12/2024

21/10/2024

Guys, what do you think 💁
i think that should be the best for him 🥰🤗