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18/11/2025

*Have you ever slept hungry just to prove to your family that you’re angry???*

*Yes 😩*

*Never 😂*

17/10/2025

Once in a while bath, dress well and go to the airport and ask for flight prices just to shock poverty😂🧏‍♂️

29/09/2025

*Any problem wey go make you think say I go give you money, God no go let you see am 😂💔🤌*

29/09/2025

Naso one girl talk say her wig go feed me for two months.😭
Na once I sn**ch am commot her head run.

29/09/2025

*imagine life without makeups 💄... some girls would have been our brothers💀😂💔*

29/09/2025

You go just Dey lowkey Dey find money another person go Dey one corner Dey reason why you never marry 😂🥲😹🙆‍♀️💔

29/09/2025

*Craving chicken and chips.*
*But if I see bread and groundnut, who am I to complain?😔😂*

24/09/2025

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when was born..
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child.)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: HIJKLMNO.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir; It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LALIGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!😂😂😂

24/09/2025

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts and others come into our lives and make us want to leave footprints in their face.

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