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15/04/2025

The irony of life

A child has a mother but striving to crawl; another child of the same age in the orphanage home is already running.

An Eligible single being depressed and pressing to get married; a newly married lost her life in child birth and the husband is already a widower within one year of marriage.

A Single mother struggling with her twins and lamenting how hard life is.
A Couple, married for 10 years with a fleet of cars and luxuries but no child.

Another lamenting how tired he is of walking, he wants a car; another just had an accident with his car, fighting to walk again, he cries:

"Take away all that I have but give me my feet."

Someone from a poor family, very intelligent with no help, struggling to pay his own school fees in a local school; while another has all the financial resources it takes to go to the best school in the world but alas . . . Nothing seems to enter his brain.

Someone wants to commit su***de because he was diagnosed of HIV; whereas, a leukaemia patient somewhere is crying "If only it was HIV."

A beautiful girl crying "Why should I be in this village while my mates are making it big in the City ?" Another big babe in the City has just been r***d and killed for rituals.

There's a poor man somewhere with healthy children and there's one rich man somewhere with abnormal children who isn't happy because the whole world thinks he used them for money rituals.

The list goes on and on.

This is to tell you that nobody has it all and no life is a perfect definition of perfection.

Whatever challenges you have, someone, somewhere has a bigger one.
Don't think all that glitters is gold! I thank God for who I am. What of you?
Learn to live in gratitude !

*Life itself is unfair*

I have tried 465 times but can't find 5 difference
06/04/2025

I have tried 465 times but can't find 5 difference

06/04/2025

I love my only son in my own way, you love yours in your own way, we no fit Be the same, are are all built different 👌✌️

🤗 YOU MUST LAUGH 😹1. Chai 😅🙆A littlë boy saïd “Mom, did you knøw that Favour is an angel 😕?” Mom saïd ”You mëan the maïd...
03/04/2025

🤗 YOU MUST LAUGH 😹

1. Chai 😅🙆
A littlë boy saïd “Mom, did you knøw that Favour is an angel 😕?” Mom saïd ”You mëan the maïd, why do you säy that 🤷?” The boy saïd “Well, becausë I saw her nâkëd in your bedroôm with her twø händs on the wall 🙄& she wäs shøuting, “Oh God I am çoming 🙊... I am çoming... I am çoming... If it wasn’t for dad whø was hølding her 🤗 tíght from behïnd 😒, she would havë gône up to Heavën” 😀
Çhildren self ehn 😂

2. All liärs wïll go to hëll... Tailors støp telling your çustomers thät you have finïshed whät you havë not startëd 😄😹

3. It’s not thät I can’t fïght 🥴🥺
GLORIOUS EXĪT and GÔNE TOO SOON are nøt the samë thïng 🤣

4. Whën nëxt an Igbø man insült you...
Tëll him to spëll... “irregularities of parallelogram”...
And watçh your God to fïght for you 😜😅

5. A visitor shøcked me in my house yësterday 🙊... I offerëd him juice and he wäs likë, “I’ll drïnk aftër ëating”
Excuse me, AFTËR ËATING WHAT ?? 😕😂

6. Do you stïll remembër that special Joy thät çomes whën the teaçher says you cän çopy but don’t make noisë 😁😆

7. Sister, if he disrespeçts you...
All you havë to do is takë off your wig, wipe øff your eyebrøws and talk to him män to man. 🏃‍♀️😄

8. Pëople thät drïnk pap withøut sügar are the onës that wïll tëll you “E no far, mey we trek am”...till you faïnt and diē 😏🙄😹

9. An Ijebü man telling you “WAIT AND SEË” is likë MTN telling you, you havë onë minutë remainïng 🏃‍♀️🤣

10. Armpït wey you no greë sháve you con dey häng Bible for therë, shey you wan kïll the angels 😒😅

11. If you be young lady and you want enjoy your single life, kukuma change your name to prëgnänçy😂😂
Guy go wan tôãst you, hi lady, I'm Charles 😋
Prëgnänçy, hi, I'm prëgnānt 🙆🙆🙆🙆
Case closed 🔒

Read & appreciate 🥰
☺️ I hope I made you smile 🙈?
Can I get your følløw on my pagee 😔🙏
👉👉👉👉 Emmzy jnr

The poor waitress received huge tips from a man, but later found out why he did itOn the outskirts of the city, in a qui...
02/04/2025

The poor waitress received huge tips from a man, but later found out why he did it

On the outskirts of the city, in a quiet and peaceful place, there was a small establishment called “The Corner.” This place did not strive for popularity among the trendy crowd but primarily attracted local residents with its homey atmosphere. Alina had been working there for three years.

On the eve of a new workday, the young woman methodically wiped the tables, lost in anxious thoughts about the upcoming rent payments. Her financial situation had been growing more difficult ever since her mother passed away. She had to pick up extra shifts, and her long-cherished dream of obtaining a higher education was gradually slipping away.

— Alina, wake up! The guests will be here soon, — came the voice of Zina, the experienced cook of advanced age.

Alina startled and headed to the kitchen. Stern yet fair, Zina always treated her warmly, providing extra food during lunch and sometimes even bringing baked goods.

— I’m coming, Zina Petrovna! — Alina replied, straightening her apron.

The day dragged on: guests arrived and left the café, while she continued performing her duties—taking orders, warmly interacting with customers, and serving food. By the end of the day, her legs reminded her of the long hours of work.

When there was only a little time left until closing, the door of the establishment creaked, and a man in a flawless suit entered. His expensive accessories, especially his watch, spoke of significant wealth. He chose a seat by the window, took out his phone, and began typing something quickly.

Approaching with her notepad, Alina politely inquired about his order. The man looked up, and something surprised flickered in his eyes, as if he had recognized someone from his past.

— Bring me a double espresso, — he said, continuing to scrutinize the girl.

This made her somewhat self-conscious. She hastily jotted down the order while still feeling his intense gaze.

When it came ti

02/04/2025
Me:- Teacher I have a question 🙋🏾‍♂️Teacher: -What is it 🙄Me:- How do u put an Elephant in a fridge😜?Teacher:- I don't k...
02/04/2025

Me:- Teacher I have a question 🙋🏾‍♂️

Teacher: -What is it 🙄

Me:- How do u put an Elephant in a fridge😜?

Teacher:- I don't know 😒

Me:- it very easy u just open a fridge and u put an Elephant inside😁

Teacher:- okay 🙊

Me:- And how do u put a donkey in a fridge😜?

Teacher:- very easy u just open the fridge and put a donkey inside 😀

Me:- No u first remove the elephant and then u put a donkey inside😜

Teacher:- ooohhh OK 🤔😊

Me:- I have another question🙋🏾‍♂️..

Teacher:- Go on 🤔

Me:- If all animal attends lion's birthday party which animal will be missing and why😁?

Teacher:- All animals coz lion will eat them 😁

Me:- No its a donkey coz it is still in the fridge😜

Teacher:- u must be crazy🙄

Me:- I'm not,... last question🙋🏾‍♂️

Teacher:- OK go on😏

Me:- How will u cross a river full of crocodìles and there is no bridge ?

Teacher:- i'ts not easy I will just use a boat🤨..

Me:- No all the animals attended the lion's birthday party, crocodìle must be there too u just swim across and go💁🏽‍♂

Teacher:- U foøl get out of my class🙄🤧..🤣🤣🏃‍♂️🐂🐂

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