25/09/2024
I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Tinubu is the president, his wife hasn't made Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience did? The woman increased the life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1. *Nigeria is a great CONTINENT*
2. *My husband and Sambo IS good people*
3. *I rather KILL myself than commit SU***DE*
4. *My fellow widows*.
5. *I travelled to abroad to rest in peace*
6. *My husband is the best couple on earth*
7. *The doctors are responding to treatment*
8. *For those who said I speech bad English I left them for God*
9. *Ojukwu is dead but his manhood still lives on*
10. *Na only you waka come*???
11. *Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are sharing*
12. *Diaris God o*
13. *On behave of N2million I donate my family*
14- *HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are numbered*
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated???*
*Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by sharing this with all your contacts*
Don't just laugh alone.
Make sure that You Make Someone *LAUGH LOUD TODAY.
Remain blessed!.