24/02/2023
1) We're gradually l0sing our cúlturé..
This morning, I saw a small b0y washiñg his hands after eating Akara, instead of rúbbiñg his hands on his h£ad
2) I'm always careful of tapping these days whenever a y0ung pers0n begins to post their achievements on s0cial media
Make pers0n no go tap wetin pass am
The last one I tapped, the guy came four days later and posted, "My h£art bl££ds whenever I rem£mber I have just two weeks to liv£ here on earth
Now, bef0re I tap, I want to kn0w what y0u do for a liviñg, make person no go tap wetin go tap am
3) I started minding my own business, long time ago, in my jss2, when I disc0vered that the m0ther of the guy I was c0mpeting with for food owns a restaurant
4) I used to f£ar Lions, till Samson k!ll£d one. Now, I f£ár what k!ll£d Samson
And that's why my marriage v0w will be very short and simple. It will go thus: "Amaka, as I'm ab0ut to márry y0u, pls, don't kee me bef0re my time.."
5) This afternoon, I went to s£parate two gúys f!ghtiñg, but after h£aring the cáúse of their f!ght, I decided to l£ave in p£ace
Like how will y0u b0rrow s0meone's tr0user and adjust it to y0ur fav0urable measurement?
6) Your m0m want£d to sl@p y0u, y0u d0dged it and it land£d on y0ur dad's faç£.
Don't l!£, will y0u láugh?
7) I ord£red a b00k online on h0w to $ç@m pe0ple.
It's 3m0nths now, and I'm yet to get the book
8) Uche, how can you be waving me at the back of a p0lice van? When did that one start?
Do I kn0w y0u? Do y0u kn0w me? Do we kn0w we?
9) Pls, keep your PVC safe. Don't take it ar0und anyhow this peri0d so y0u don't misplace it.
This week Saturday is a m@ke or br£ak for us as a c0untry
10) Funny how pe0ple go to queue up at the ATM ar0und 4am and still meet pe0ple there, queuing up already
