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Players we always call by their full name… 🤔Joao FelixBrahim diaz
05/08/2026

Players we always call by their full name… 🤔

Joao Felix
Brahim diaz

See wetin grown man dey postDls kwaYou mean that robotic moving game, no flair nothing in it, those mango headed like pl...
05/08/2026

See wetin grown man dey post
Dls kwa
You mean that robotic moving game, no flair nothing in it, those mango headed like players
Man, am crying 😭😭

As in, you sit down as a human being and come to a conclusion that Dls is better than efootball, man I'm disappointed in you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The Duke of Madrid Chienry Anfield Boy -Marsial King Anointed

You come see wetin my eye dey see this morning
He even went ahead to mention intensity (as in in Dls oooo 😹😹😭😭😭😭)

Be like Rodrygo don turn bodybuilder oo 😭😭😂
04/08/2026

Be like Rodrygo don turn bodybuilder oo 😭😭😂

WTF is this adminThis guy is a Barca agent sent to destroy Madrid fanbase seriouslyOftentimes he doesn't make senseAre t...
04/08/2026

WTF is this admin
This guy is a Barca agent sent to destroy Madrid fanbase seriously
Oftentimes he doesn't make sense
Are there any rift between Mbappe and Bellingham to start with?

You can't just post rumors and shake some innocent people's believe

English teams with European trophy should go Home Arsenal 👇
03/08/2026

English teams with European trophy should go Home

Arsenal 👇

Another day to blame Mbappe for nothing 😪
02/08/2026

Another day to blame Mbappe for nothing 😪

If e no be work of the devil 😭Wetin albino dey find for Penalty Shootout settings 😂😭🤦‍♂️
01/08/2026

If e no be work of the devil 😭

Wetin albino dey find for Penalty Shootout settings 😂😭🤦‍♂️

Barcelona are so shameless smh 😂
01/08/2026

Barcelona are so shameless smh 😂

My bro Anfield Boy -Marsial you don't need to boost someone's G & A stat to prove your pointAnd if you want to declare t...
01/08/2026

My bro Anfield Boy -Marsial you don't need to boost someone's G & A stat to prove your point
And if you want to declare the best by trophies
Are you also implying Umtiti is a better player than Cruff just because Umtiti won his country one and Cruyff couldn't

Expecting your answer my bro

My dear ViniMadrid as a club love youWe the fans love youYour fellow players love you You've been one of our most stando...
31/07/2026

My dear Vini
Madrid as a club love you
We the fans love you
Your fellow players love you
You've been one of our most standout Stars since The BBC trio left
We've won together
Lost together
Smile together 😁
Cried together 😭
You stayed when even the players said you are playing against us back then in 2019-2020
Of course you've endured all this because you are a human being definition
Please and please, going to another club may or may not be the best for you but kindly think about the fans who stood by you during the tough times
You as a player know that if you perform exceptionally well during the season, the president will heed to your proposal
Kindly rethink this and stay at Madrid

Vinicius Jr

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