27/02/2024
Laugh jhoor π
1. How old were you when you realized that "people you may know" are actually people that have gone through your profile,
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2. I planned to save 2Million between Jan to Dec this is July and its still remaining 2million to completeπ©π©
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3. This emoji right π shows that only boys like bathing π
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4. Marry a woman that would hold your coconut head and pray for you while your asleep not the one that would be checking your phone upandan π
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5. Those who cut tissue without following the dotted line seriously have a spiritual problemπ€£π€£
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6 . We were chatting and she said she stays in Abuja State ππ
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Oooh wrong nauπ
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7. Me I will buy two earpiece Davido song in one ear, Wizkid in the other ear if my brain cannot mix the two together problem tie niyenπͺπ
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8. "I came back to marry you"
Naso foreign guys go take chop some girls breast for Free this December π€£π€£
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9. When rain is falling
MTN: 3G
Zain Ng :E
9MOBILE : EMERGENCY
Glo : INSERT SIMπ€£π€£
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10. Sometimes if a woman want to table your Matter....Even the devil will sit down with chilled Pepsi and learn from her.ππ
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11 Imagine life without girls
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Who would be telling us lies ππ
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12. I mistakenly broke my dad
Memory card π₯π
Now I have to sing sunny Ade for him twice in the morning and three times in the night π₯π
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13.Nigeria why na π
Onions inside cake π° again π
O wrong nau ππ€¦
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14. My fear for w**d increased ,the day my neighbour stole meat from the pot and use his cap to cover the potπ€£π€£
15. You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you ππ€¦ββοΈ
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