25/01/2025
1.Dating a Yahoo boy currently now is like using lion π¦as ur petππ
It might wake up one morning and use u as breakfast ππ my sis get sense
2. βNothing last forever!βπ€βNothing last forever!!βπ€βNothing last forever!!!βπ€
Thatβs me testing the microphone at my Ex Favourβs weddingππΌββοΈππ€πππ
3. Guys, whatever you do in this life, donβt offend your villΓ€ge people!
My neighbour won 500k from Bet9ja and his girlfriend had washed it with his trousers. ππ₯²πππ
4. This is Nigeria where girls borrow make-up and dress just to visit a guy who borrow room from his friend.
Too much Confusion and Transmissions π€πππ
5. Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have never seen the wife of a president pregnΓ€nt.
Brothers and sister have you seen?πππ π
6. Some girls will plait their hair and their forehead will be shining as if their brain is using solar energy.
Lemme mind my business sef. ππ€πππ
7. Men are like BLUETOOTH CONNECTION. When youβre beside them, they stay connected but when youβre away they search for NEW DEVICES π€·πππ
8. Wahala dey for this life oo... Pastor talk say anybody wey fit give church 2 million for project make him stand up. Usher wake Emeka from sleep baba don go stand up; everybody dey clap π€πππ
9. Because of mobile money we no longer see money for ground again.
Can't you see we have lost our culture ππ©π₯²ππ
10. Avoid people that are coming back from the village now na small thing dey vex dem oo π€£
11. A foolish man wil alwys complain abt d hole in his pocket bt a wise man wil make use of d pocket hole to scratch his private part. π€£Mas TerMas Ter
My name is Laughing boi βοΈ
Which number made your evening π₯°