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31/03/2024

Laugh again🤣🤣

1" Make Nobody Talk to Me Now I Dey Vex😟 I Carry Fufu Come WorK and Leave the Soup for House😔

2" Pastor Pay 2K for Offering
Usher Say Total Offering Na
#1,650😂🤣

3" The Most Respected Persons In a Wedding are Those Sharing Food&DrinKs
I Can Great Them 5times😂🤣

4" Ladies When Your Husband Is SicK and the Elders Ask You...*Is He Still Eating??*
They Don't Mean Food...Have Wisdom My Sister🤣🤣

5" You Keep 0n Saying What a Man Can Do Woman Can Do Better...My Sister Can You Urinates Through The Window 0f a Moving Vehicle?😅🤣

6" I Would Love to Marry a Stammerer So that Before She Can Even Say *"Babe I Need Money",* I Don Already Left The House🤣🤣

7" Just Because i No get Money,you Con use my ATM Do Ruler🥺

8" Plumber Wey Dem Carry Come Repair Kitchen Sink
Don Warm Jollof Rice Say Him Get Ulcer😅🤣
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10/03/2024

I Payed 20K Jst 4 rice, Chicken nd wine
nd u're telling me not to lick the plate and Take the Empty Bottle Home..U Well at All?🤣

14/10/2023

DIFFERENT TYPE OF PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN

1. THE TASTERS: Just 16 slice of plantain that these ones are frying, they have already eaten 10 from tasting.

2.THE RUNNERS: These ones are major enemies of hot oil. They can't stand and put anything inside oil, they'll be displaying taekwando upandan. If the oil mistakenly makes noise Ehn...japaaa ...

3.THE SACRIFICERS:These ones mostly forget they're cooking something until the whole house starts to smell of burnt food. Ordinary to warm beans, it will turn to burnt offering. Thank you o, the gods have accepted your sacrifice!

4.YOUTUBE SEARCHERS: These ones cannot cook without going to check for lectures on YouTube . Hmm! Ordinary to prepare cornflakes you'll go and do YouTube research.

5.THE IG/WHATSAPP/SNAPCHAT STORY ONES: These ones will never cook in Peace, they'll use videos to injure somebody. Taking me through the journey of you cooking delicacy that I will not taste, is that not witchcraft.?!

6.THE SPIRITUAL: These ones don't measure ingredients, they will keep putting it till one spirit inside tells them its OK.

7.THE GIST GIVERS: These ones are not in the kitchen to cook o, they are the backbone of the chefs, steady giving the chef gists while they're cooking. Benefits of being a gist giver is that sometimes they'll even eat free meat and head of fish meant for disposal.

8.THE IMPRESSERS: These ones can overdo Ehn, cook indomie for almost 1hr! Kilode. Their own must be cuisine standard.

9. The non taster: you see these ones ehn they can cook anything without tasting and still they always get the right taste of the food.

So Which one are you among the above mentioned ABEG

29/09/2023

LAUGH out loud 😂

1. I Saw a Science Student Crying
Me: What's The Matter☹️
Her: Matter is Anything That Occupies space and Has Mass
🚶I just left

2.BREAKING NEWS
A baby was born laughing
With 4 abortion pills in his hands
🙆

3.Married men will be watching football at a bar with their side chick and💁 still screaming that the referee is cheating

4.I hate talking to Indian's, especially those with Red dot on their forehead😂I think they are recording our conversation 😏😏😏
🏃

5.When relationship is new 🤣
Boys will be like "babe have you eaten tomorrow"🤔🤔

6.I hate people who make jokes about short pple🤧Do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending 🤔🤔

7.My roommate stole my girlfriend's contact from my phone🤧the idiot is sending love messages to his own sister

8.Na you rüsh go prømise your papa fïrst cläss & 8A’s 🙄...
* Me I ønly prømise dem say “I NO GO JOÏN ÇULT * 🥲😂

9.Guys be carefül out therë if your gïrlfriend tëlls you to go with her thät her parënts wänt to meët you‚ no greë oo na bag of rice you wan go büy likë thät 😒😂

10.Biology teaçher: Whät cän be føund in a çell ?
me: Prisonërs
Teaçher: Gët out of my cläss. 😂😂😂

11.Imaginë livïng aløñe‚ At nïght you were bathïng withøut light and your soäp fälls to the grøund‚ you triëd to piçk it üp but becausë of darknëss you couldn’t fïnd it‚ jüst then...a händ tappëd you and handëd you the soäp. Whät wïll you do ?
Faintïng is alløwed... 😂

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