26/05/2025
πππ FUNNY JOKES πππ
1. You see me for jamb center, you still dey ask am I here for the exam? ....Baby girl no ooo.... I'm here for baptism π
mtchewww ππΆπΆ
2. Being a celebrity is not easy!! you need to see how they were rushing me Mehnπ. as I entered the poultry today, Omo if you see the way chickens dey shΓΈut βοΈπ©ππ
3.U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body...
Fada lurd eep ya chidππ€£π€£
4. In U.S.A. you see names like Bush, stone yet they progress. But in Nigeria, Favour is strΕ«ggling to feedπΉ, Blessing is bΔgging for dataπ€£, Rejoice is sΕ«ffering from deprΔssionπ
, Wisdom has no sΔnseπΉ, VictΓΈry faΔ«ls exams oftenπΉ and even Courage feΔrs cockroach π
Precious... I didn't mention you oo π
5. Normally ehnnn Jesus get good heart β€οΈ
Lyk if na me, as I raise from the dead
I go fess go Judas house
Lyk bl00d go flow π©Έπ©Έπ©Έ
6. No prΔ«vacy in Nigeria, U will be using Ur phone in the bus and Someone will say"bros abeg Scroll up small make I see that girl picture well.
She get nyash oo ππ
7. Nothing sweet pass, seeing your mom among the people that are sharing food for party. β€οΈπ₯°ππ€
8. So they never shut you up with kiss before??π
Omo we many wey dey suffer πππ
9. If you bill me and I know reply, just know say I get big respect for you. Cause normal normal na swear you supposed collect π€£π
10. Being a man is not eΔsy ,No makeup, no wig ,If u are Ε«gly u'are Ε«gly nothing will sΔve u except MONEY & LYΔͺNG so much π₯΄π₯΄ππ
11. Pregnant woman be like "babe buy me chocolate cake...but don't put chocolate in it" Precious na your last pregnancy be this. I swear πππ€£
12. When SatΔn saw that people were shy to smoke wΓ«Δd, he then introduced shΔ«sha πππππ€£
13. Stop ignΓΈring my post π am not your Ex I did nΓΈthing to you ππΆ
DM if you are bored π₯±
Adiosπππππ―