08/07/2025
It’s when you marry as a man that you’ll realise you don’t know how to bath or do anything properly again.
Tell me why till today my wife still tells me “you don’t know how to bath.”
She says I just enter the bathroom, pour water on my body, and come out like that.
Since 2021, this woman has been teaching me how to bath.
Till today, I never still learn.
At this point, I think not knowing how to bath is a man thing ooo. 😂
Tonight, I came back and she enter bathroom and was just watching me like a suspect.
She accused me of littering the whole bathroom with soap foam…
Next thing, she carried sponge and started bathing me.
While bathing me, she was even murmuring:
“Look at this place water no even touch here. Omo see husband.”
And I couldn’t say anything. I just stood there like a baby.
Yes. A full-grown man.
Me.
The same man some of you were calling “Sir Chris , I will be your best plug in design henceforth.
If I tell you they still bath me sometimes because, according to her, “you don’t know how to bath” would you believe?
And sometimes, the bathing comes with mgba Ndi Igbo.
You know what I mean.
One person must win. 😏
You see this marriage thing?
Tufia.
I am completely finished.
Signed... husband association of Nigeria 🤣
