
17/09/2025
🥲 WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT RÖMANTIC* 😕
1. Many couples hãrdly kïss and they only hüg each other when they receive good news. 😏🤵🏾👰🏽
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is têrmiñally ïll and can’t feed herself. 🏥👰🏽🤵🏾
3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is fäulty, we all know this one... We been dey talk am like joke but na true 🤵🏾👰🏽🚙
4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s néck is when she cømplains of fevër. He won’t touch it again till the next fevër. 💁🏾♂️ 🤵🏾👰🏽
5. The only time he can carry his wife on his àrms is when she is in lābōūr. 🤭🤵🏾🤰
6. If you see them seated outside at night, don’t think they are romāñtic. They are only waiting for the smēll of insēçtiçide to vãñish. 🤭😂😂🙍🏾♀️🙎🏽♂️
7. Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hōspitãlized.🤦🏾♂️💁🏾♀️
8. The only time they race together is when there is dāngēr and everyone is running.😏🏃🏽♀️🏃🏾♂️🏠
9. The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lãy a cōmplāin to the parents of the person that beät their child or got their daughter prëgnānt.👴🏼👱♀️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♀️
10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work. 🤭🚙💼🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽
11. the only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he cømplains of d!rt in his eyes.🙍🏾♀️👁🗨 🙎🏾♂️
12. In short, in Africa, many marriages are just for slēeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till dēäth comes. 🥲
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