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Blord and Others Need to Hear This — I Stand with VeryDarkMan on Exposing Igbo Business ExtortionWritten By: Awuzie Fran...
13/10/2025

Blord and Others Need to Hear This — I Stand with VeryDarkMan on Exposing Igbo Business Extortion

Written By: Awuzie Frankline✍️

I totally support VeryDarkMan (VDM) for boldly speaking the truth that many fear to say. Let’s face it, a lot of Igbo businessmen have turned business into open extortion.

How can someone buy phones or goods from China at a ridiculously cheap price, then come to Nigeria and place a crazy price tag on it just to milk people? That’s not entrepreneurship, that’s greed wearing a suit.

People like Blord and many others who flaunt luxury cars and mansions must understand that real success is not about show-off ,it’s about impact, mentorship, and lifting others up. What’s the point of being rich if your own community is still drowning in poverty and you are adding to their misery

The bitter truth is, most of these so-called “big men” are not inspiring Igbo youths — they’re only creating frustration and false hope. It’s time for a new generation of honest, impactful businessmen, not flashy extortionists.

Let’s stop glorifying exploitation and start building legacy. 💪🏽

Jay comedy

He said “no distractions this year,” but distraction just passed in high definition 😭💀
13/10/2025

He said “no distractions this year,” but distraction just passed in high definition 😭💀


Naira why
12/10/2025

Naira why

“Mummy, the man sleep!ng beside you every n!ght is not Daddy — Daddy has been sitting outside the gate since last week.”...
12/10/2025

“Mummy, the man sleep!ng beside you every n!ght is not Daddy — Daddy has been sitting outside the gate since last week.”

That was the sentence that scattered our house.

I didn’t even mean to say it like that. I just woke up that morning and thought Mummy should know.

Maybe because I was still sma!! then, around e!ght or n!ne, and I didn’t know when to keep quiet about things that frightened me.

I had seen him with my eyes, the way a person sees something and knows they’re not dreaming. The night before, I woke up to drink water, and on my way back, I saw Mummy sleeping peacefully beside Daddy. But when I opened the curtain to peep outside, I saw Daddy sitting by the gate, half-n@ked, his sh!ɍt hanging loose, like someone who just finished fighting with the night.

At first, I thought maybe he went out to urinate, but when I blinked, he was still there — sitting quietly like a man who had nowhere else to go.

In the morning, when I told Mummy, her hand landed on my cheek before I could even breathe. “Don’t ever say that kind of thing again,” she said, her eyes sharp but shaking. “Do you hear me? Your father is right here in this house.”

I didn’t argue. I just looked at her. Her wrapper was tied carelessly, and her face looked like she hadn’t slept well. Daddy was already in the sitting room, pressing his phone. He looked normal, but something about him didn’t sit well with me. His shoes by the door were muddy, like someone had walked through wet soil in the middle of the night.

He smiled at me that morning, but his smile didn’t reach his eyes.

At school, I couldn’t focus. My friends were talking about cartoons, but my mind was stuck on that image — Daddy by the gate, sh!ɍt open, watching the quiet street.

When I got back home that evening, Mummy was cooking jollof rice, and Daddy was helping her cut onions. They looked fine together, laughing softly. I almost convinced myself I had imagined everything. But when night came again, and the lights went off, I heard it.

Two voices in their room. Both deep. Both sounding like Daddy. One calm, one angry.

At first, I thought they were watching TV, but the generator was off. The house was quiet except for those voices. I crawled down from my bed and went closer to their door, my heart knocking like someone tapping on a tin roof.

“Why are you doing this?” one voice said.

The other one whispered something I couldn’t hear.

I ran back to my room and hid under my bed, holding my teddy bear tight. The voices didn’t stop. They kept arguing softly, like two men fighting over one woman in whispers.

Then suddenly, silence.

A minute later, I heard footsteps coming down the hallway — slow, heavy, and dragging. They stopped right in front of my room door.

And then, very quietly, someone said, “Adaora... open the door.”

This story is titled:

THE MAN SLEEPING BESIDE MUMMY EVERY NIGHT

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FUNNIEST JOKES EVER😂😂😂1⚡..the way some girls are sm0k!ng weêd nowadays eehn😏I just  pray they will not give birth to fïr...
11/10/2025

FUNNIEST JOKES EVER😂😂😂

1⚡..the way some girls are sm0k!ng weêd nowadays eehn😏
I just pray they will not give birth to fïr£w0od 🙈😂😂

2⚡..telling l!£s started from primary schools..
I remember when we used to sing.. "I remember when I was a soldïer".. 🙈when did I join soldïer?? 🤷‍♂️😂

3⚡..my respect for shôrt and sl!m girls..😜
🙈do u know that those set of people can ch£w bōnes until it turns into powder?? 🙆‍♂️
Those set of people are capable of k!II!ng without evidence 😂😂

4⚡..a thousand words from your mum but u are still doing what u are doing 😏.. But just one look from your father can make you b£häve yourself 🙆‍♂️😂😂

5⚡..Nigerian Father's can see you on the road and do as if no be him born you😏
Sometimes, my dad See's me on the road and greet me.. "Good afternoon sir!! 🙆‍♂️😂😂

6⚡..i wonder who told Nigerians that d water that remains after brüshing teeth is used for washing face 🙆‍♂️😂😂

7⚡..To those of you who pronounced.. "Høspital" as.. "Hospiru"..😏
Please, kindly tell me how u pronounced 👉Høspitality" 🙆‍♂️😂😂

8⚡..i never knew the effēçts of exp!red w£êd until a guy attended a fün£ral and çry out saying.. "Rest in p£ bro, long life and prosperity".. 🙆‍♂️😂😂

9⚡..imagine a girl with K-leg telling you that she will be with you forever 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Just imagine leg wey get different direction 🙈😂😂

10.What would you do if your grandfather👴 on his dy!ng bed🛀 tells you I left 100 million dollars💰 in in in in in... And he d!£s

11. So onë day I’ll be pretendïng to be matüre and stärt watçhing Nëws in frønt of my childrën... 😕
Me thät I likë Nickelodeøn 😀😅

12.ønce saïd 2O25 I gø hüstle büy Bënz...
God abeg leavë the Bënz for nøw‚ jüst providë me Bëans makë I chøp
My bødy dey shakë ! 😣😹

13. Dëar çrush‚ I’m the onë that häng my bøxer on tøp your pänt 🤗
Sincë we can’t dø it physiçally‚ let’s dô it clothiçally 🙊😆

14.stop ignøring my post am not your Ex 😂 I did nothing wrøng to you 🙄🚶

Please follow me for more🙏

😂BIKO LAUGH LOUD😂..............................................         🤗 1. Abeg oo, how many bags of sugar should I ta...
11/10/2025

😂BIKO LAUGH LOUD😂..............................................
🤗

1. Abeg oo, how many bags of sugar should I take to become a sugar daddy 😌🤭😂😂😂
2. Dating shört people is called “Updating”
They didn’t teach you in school!
Sensë no go kïll me 🤭😂😂😂
3. Someone just donatëd blöod🥲
Then he later faïnted 😧
And he was give his blöod back 🙆
That’s Nigerïa for you 😕😂😂😂
4. When your phone us höt... go to your gallery and delete the pictures you are wearing sweaters... thank me later 😅🚶🤭😂😂
5. I have a feeling that one day I’m going to own Banana Island...😌
Just bought ‘banana’ now, remaining ‘island’.
Na small small 🤭😂😂😂
6. Nawa for this country oo, nobody notice say Dangote don remove 17 sticks from spaghetti 😒🤣😂😂😂
7. Nine months ago a womän was pregnänt and gave birth to a føøl reading this post...
Wait before you cruçify me were you born nine months ago 🙄🤭😂😂😂
8. Before you post something online for sale, put the price. Not the one I will come to your DM and you will say boxer is 15k.
Foe which nyash ?💔😳😂😂😂
9. No matter how hight the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS! 😒🙄😂🤣😂😂
10. Please I need to confirm something ...
“If I bloçk someone on WhatsApp & Facebook and later see them on the street, will they see me ?😀🤭😂😂😂

TBC.....🙈
Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

which one strong 💪 pass biko help a brother    copied ooo
11/10/2025

which one strong 💪 pass biko help a brother
copied ooo

10/10/2025

Those of you planning to have a serious relationship, the form is out.You need to come with ur original break_up letter ✍️💌

10/10/2025

" Don't be too available for people because longtime no see is better than this idiøt has come again "🙈🙈🥵

😂😂✌✌✌😂😂When I was in class 6, I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ig...
10/10/2025

😂😂✌✌✌😂😂
When I was in class 6, I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!
One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignøre some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. ......??????
My English Teacher said, " We are not ignøring them; they're considered silēnt"......
(I was even more cønfūsed.....?????)
During the lunch bréak, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to hēat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the ēmpty container...!!!!
My English Teacher : What hāppened? I told you to go and HËAT my food, you are returning me an ēmpty container.
I replied, "Madam, I thought 'H' was silēnt.
So I eat it
😂😂✌😃😃😃

May the phone of those who skíp after reading without likíng and commēntíng fāll into a basin of water 🚶

Evening Jokes 🤣🤣🤣1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to cāll me baby.... It will be DR ...
10/10/2025

Evening Jokes 🤣🤣🤣

1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to cāll me baby.... It will be DR Baby 🙄😂😂😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

2. My wife wanted to dísgrāçe me in front of her parent by telling them am not good in bēd,but her sister shøuted eei its a līe 🤣🤣😂😂

3. Before u fāll in love💞, test the strength of your héart ❤️ by
playing soccer bet with your rent.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on jūdgêmeñt day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswear😂

5. Not all bād dreams are spīritùal attāçk sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣

6. Ehârd oooo.... the kids who will do hoosaana hoosaana and go around with palm fruits are all now Slāy Queens and Fraūd bois

7. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoīd "sørry I didn't know you were inside"after they've seen everything 😂 😂 😂

8. You want hārd working woman???😒
Download MØRTAL KØMBAT den choose SONYA🤪

9. I asked for this fine girl's number, she dēclíned. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fâll😂😂😂

10. Maths class👉10+5 =15
Maths exams👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️😂

11. Welcome to Africa 🌍

Where it is much more easier to find a prëgnānt møsquito than to find a 12 years old Vïrgïñ.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

12. You are tryíng to go without reaçting 🙄 is not good ooh 😏🤦‍♂️

May the phone of those who skíp after reading without likíng and cômmenting fāll into a basin of water 🚶

Don't start what you can't finish...
10/10/2025

Don't start what you can't finish...

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