07/05/2025
I wanted to blow fast, so I tried to learn Yahoo Yahoo Guess what? I got scammed instead
Yes, I paid a format master to teach me how to scam people he scammed me, disappeared, and left me broke and confused.
I almost sold my future for fast cash, but God used my failure to give me sense.
Today, I’m earning clean honest money no fear, no shame, just peace and progress
It all started when I got tired of my struggles. I was jobless, broke, and my phone had more loan apps than contacts. Every day on social media, I saw guys my age flexing—new phones, trips to Dubai, expensive shoes, captions like “Soft life or nothing.” One day, I asked a friend, “How una dey do am?” He smiled and said, “If you no wan suffer forever, come learn this Yahoo thing small.” I laughed at first, but deep down, the seed was already planted.
A week later, he took me to a place in town they called “Temple of Cash.” It was a poorly furnished apartment with four guys, each glued to a laptop, pressing with serious focus. The room was filled with the smell of burnt noodles, body spray, and desperation. I was introduced to a guy they called “Sir Brain.” He had gold teeth, a fake Rolex, and the confidence of a man who believed he was smarter than the FBI. “If you follow my steps,” he said, “you go buy Benz in 6 months.”
Sir Brain offered to “teach” me for a fee — ₦50,000 for “starter pack” plus “format templates.” I didn’t have the money, so I borrowed from three friends, telling them I wanted to start a delivery business. The training began. He gave me fake Facebook profiles, scripts to convince foreigners, and grammar lines like, “I am a widow marine engineer stranded in the oil field of California.” It all felt wrong, but the hunger for money clouded my conscience. I told myself, “Just do one, cash out, then stop.”
The real shock came when he said I needed to “activate my fortune” by paying an additional ₦100,000 for a secret spiritual code. At that point, I hesitated. But my friend whispered,
