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25/04/2025

I was in the church⛪when the pastor said tomorrow night is a night of fruits that everyone should come with any fruits.

I thought they were going to eat the fruits, so I bought apples 🍏.

The next day, everybody was present with different fruits

The pastor started praying, then point at a woman far behind him, he said:

Pastor: woman what type of fruit do you bring?
Woman: water melon

Pastor: is it slice or full water melon

Woman: full water melon

Pastor: okay woman turn left and h!t the water melon on the head of the person beside you

The woman did as instructed, then the pastor asked did the person shout after hitting him/her she said yes.
Then he said that is how your enemies will shout & d!e the woman shouted Amen. He continued with the sister in front of me, sister was with orange, He ask her to stone the orange to her neighbor, she did to her neighbor and it hit her eyes.

The pastor said that is how your enemies will go blind.

Moment later the pastor point at a guy beside me, before the pastor could say a word. I have run🏃and leave the church because I was sitting beside a guy with coconut 🥥.🙄🙄🙄🏃🏃🏃.

25/04/2025

.This April ! Your life will be sweeter than honey🥰🍡🍭🍢

24/04/2025

Na you carry babe for night, me I no carry.
Na still you text me for midnight whether I fit come outside.

I asked you; whether make I bring condoms come for you? You said NO, say something dey occur make I show for generator side.

I asked you, whether the babe die for your house? You said NO, say make i come first.

As I no too understand the pattern I fess carry metal with 12 rounds shook for waist, come wear man-U jersey take cover am. I meet you for gate where you wear only boxers and you dey shiver like old man wey get diabetes.

I ask wetin sup.

Baba tell me say him dey feel say the babe wey him carry na snake. I ask am how, wetin he mean by that. Baba say once they cuddle, e go be like say plenty hands want strangle am. Or e be like say one big round rope wan squeeze am.

I first laugh 😂

But this guy no dey joke. Normally na strong man for area wey boys sef dey respect. He say make i allow am sleep for my side till daybreak.

Na my guy, I no fit loose guard am. But I just dey laugh am dey go. I ask am wetin him go tell the babe, he say him don tell am say him guy need help, say he wan go help am.

Me I no need any help oo 😂
Na you need help from snake.
I come dey tease the guy say - what if the babe wan give you snake in the monkey shadow 😂

As I dey yab am, we dey stroll go my staircase to climb up, out of nowhere - two snakes ran from generator side towards my staircase.

I quickly pulled out my divers and off one snake, the other one run escape from backyard.

Na so my guy and I run enter upstairs lock everywhere, lock staircase too. All those jokes wey been full my mouth clear asap.

Strong man like me, I run enter my room go begin find the Bible wey my mama Nwanyị WATCHMAN give me many years ago wey I no dey open. Na so me and my guy - two strong men begin read Psalm 23 and Psalm 121 around 2am.

We begin pray. My guy dey speak in tongues nai'm I burst laugh 😂😂 my guy asked me wetin sup, I ask am: baba no be this same mouth wey you use suck vaj

24/04/2025

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