19/07/2024
I SWÊÂR YOU MUST LAUGH 🤣🤣🤣
1. You súçked your mom's brêāst for 2 years and you haven't done anything tangíble for her. But You súçk your girlfrieñd's brêāst for 3 months and you bought her iPhone 11 PRO Bro, close your eyes let's pray, señsë is far from you.😂😂😂😂
2. After taking Tramādøl 600mg and Actíon bíttêrs. Then phone rings...
: Baby, I can't make it today
: You will never make it in life ode!😂😂😂
3. If you want to toãst a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"? Dem Don Chop? Your Siblings Nko?
E concern you??🤦♂💔🚶🏻♂🚶🏻♂🚶🏻♂
4. IMAGINE YOU BRÊÂK A LADY'S HÉART. BOOM... YOUR FATHER MÊNDS IT AND SHE BECOMES YOUR STEP MUM💔🤦♂🙆♂😭😭
5. I do joke a lot, but now am serious. Is there anybody with a bag of garri, i want to exchange with my TV. Abeg o.🥺🥺🥺
6. Baby if am dāting you , I’m dāting only you. The other girls you see or hear about
are the ones dāting me" Akuko Uwa!!…..😂😂
7. Some Relatíonship Are Like Corønavírus, Everyday There Must Be A New Cases😂😂😂
8. Been a Guy is not easy ooohhhh, you will wake up in the morning and wait for the thing🙈 to calm down before going out🙈😄😄😄
9. I heard that most of you girls that claim that you are TAKEN are actually TAKEN for GRANTÊD
Some Men are WÏÇKÉD✍✍🙄🚶🏿♂️🚶🏿♂️
10. WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU IN 😂👌💛👌
- Postology
- Commentology
- Likeology
- Readerology
- Wakaology
- Stickerology
- Lamentology
?🤔?
11. When I am mâd at bae, I even dëlête her from my Bluetooth paired devices.
💔💔🚶♂️
12. The reason why women will never be the ones who propöse is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts únzippíng😂😂
13. No matter how relaxed you fēel in your relātionship, never visit your partner unexpeçtedly, I was introduced as a tailor today😭😭😭
14 Imagine, reading all this and you can't even comment or følløw my page😢
I swêãr..If you haven't fólløwed me, then you're mïssīng a lot
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Ugwu jenny
