Savant515

10/03/2026

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07/03/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Akinfemi Yusuf, China Black Emeleblenafwika, Esther James, Uloma Oshim

06/03/2026

05/03/2026

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"🤷🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "I don't know."🤨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in😌. I have another question!"🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"🤷‍♂️

Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one🙂. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"🤔

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🤨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"😕

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"🤔

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sir😕, you just swim🏊and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."💃💃

Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🤷

Teacher: "It's you😒 because you are on two
weeks suspension🙄 for giving me headache.

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24/02/2026

If you start using Facebook with this phone say hi 📱👋😊

22/02/2026

Everyday I see more reasons to stay on my own course even joke and now touching

22/02/2026

Which one be I never see you for this mosque before, Abeg shift make I fetch akamu😂

22/02/2026

26/01/2026

My goal in life is to be madly rich I am mad already so I am halfway there 😾

20/01/2026

If you still they use phone wey the fingerprint still they the back find way die oooo 🙄😋😛😂🤣

19/01/2026

Man Cries Uncontrollably After Using His Savings To Bet On Man City To Defeat Man United But It Failed

A heartbreaking video making the rounds online captures a distraught man in visible p@in, shedding tears inside a football betting shop after a crushing loss.

According to the voiceover in the circulating clip, the man had staked his entire savings on Manchester City to beat Manchester United in their Premier League derby.

He was extremely confident in City's chances, but disaster struck when Manchester United pulled off a commanding 2-0 victory last Saturday (January 17, 2026).

Second-half goals from Bryan Mbeumo and Patrick Dorgu sealed the win under interim manager Michael Carrick, handing City a surprise defeat at Old Trafford.

As the final whistle sounded and the result sank in, the man reportedly couldn't hold it together. He stood frozen in the betting centre, crying uncontrollably after realizing his life savings had vanished due to the gamble.

This viral moment is a powerful reminder: G@mble responsibly. Sports b3tting is entertainment, not a reliable path to wealth. If you're going to play, only use money you can truly spare. 😔

Evidence 👇👇👇