04/05/2025
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1. Do you know that guys that plays bet9ja knows more countries than some HOD of history and international relations? I just noticed it ๐ค๐ค
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2. JOB INTERVIEW
AMERICA: what can I do for you?
EUROPE: what are your qualification?
รFRICA : who sรจnt you?๐๐
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3. Boy๐ฆ๐ป : it's over
Girl ๐ง๐ผ: I thรณught you said I was the gรฎrl of your dreร ms
Boy๐ฆ๐ป : Yeah, but I woke up
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4. Pregรคnt Slยฃnder Girls Be Lรณoking Like Small Letter "b" ๐ฒ
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5. Now for the fร t ones laughing, you'll be looking like the capital "B" ๐
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I hope the equatiรดn is been balร nced, nobody should be offรจnded
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6. But Ladies, does it hรผrt to stand up straight
like normal people and tร ke a pic?๐คจ๐
7. *"Prรซgnฤnt ๐คฐ๐พ lady in a bus ๐ will be looking ๐ at you to give up your seat ๐บ for thรจm. Was I there when you were scrรชรฅming ๐ฑ go deรจper"*๐
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8. Wait a minute๐
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Dat fish inside sร rdine, the head nko??๐
9. I buy an expรชnsรญve stuff and tell Mom a lลwer price just so i can stร y alรญve?๐ค
10. E no easy for us way no gree clรญmb
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11. Second Wife Convert First Wife 2 Lรจsbiร n
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Now Hรบsband Dey Single Insรฎde Mร rriage ๐ญ
12. Abeg make una redรบรงe hand for this photo lab of a thing naa๐ค
13. Person go de Face One or Two, Na that Time charger go know sร y e go Spรธil ๐ฅ
14. Una no tell me say relฤtionship hรฃrd like this ohh, any small thing 'Baby, sing for me'
Abi na Record Label I join???๐ค
15. Because I say make you con chop, you rลซsh go smรธke for bร ckyard make your bรจlle๐ค
16. Imagine รrguรญng with your boyfriฤnd and he reply u with
" I pรญty the guy that will mร rry u๐ค
17. I Give POS Girl Card
I Never Even Tell Am How Much
She Don Press 300๐ค
18. Never a dรปll moment with me. Either I make you laugh or รงry๐ค๐ค
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