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09/10/2025

Governor Sule Sacks Ex-Doma Council Chair As Aide For Breaching Electoral Act, Insubordination

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09/10/2025

Visa Woes: The Curious Case of Ghost Bookings

Anyone who has navigated the labyrinth of international travel has likely encountered the peculiar demands of a visa application. While some requirements are self-evident—proof of funds, a valid passport—others leave you scratching your head. I’ve consulted several travel agents about these oddities, only to be met with a resigned shrug and the familiar refrain: "That's just what they require."

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03/10/2025

NAFDAC shuts down Chinese supermarkets, 8 cosmetics shops in Abuja

On Friday, the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control, NAFDAC, on sealed two Chinese supermarkets and eight cosmetics shops in Abuja for alleged violation of Nigeria’s food and drug regulations.
The affected supermarkets, located on Mike Akhigbe Way and Ebitu Ukiwe Street in Jabi District, were held accountable for selling unauthorized food products labelled exclusively in Chinese, a breach of NAFDAC’s requirement that all regulated products carry English translations for the Nigerian market.

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03/10/2025

Governor Fubara sacks all appointees

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29/09/2025

Chia! This life!

28/09/2025

27/09/2025

When a Woman Considers a Man to be St^pid: a mother's Advise to her Son

My son, DON’T BE ST∆PID!

Do you know when a woman considers you to be St^pid? — it is when you accept her Story whole heartedly!

Listen, SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING

Stop deceiving yourself with pity stories and fake excuses.
That girl didn’t “make a mistake.”
She didn’t “lose control.”
She didn’t “fall into temptation.”

NO!

She knew what she was doing.
She knew the message she was replying would hurt you.
She knew flirting with that guy would stab you straight in the chest.
She knew hiding things from you would crush your trust.

SHE KNEW.
And still, she went ahead.
That’s the part most men don’t want to face: betrayal is not an accident.
It is a decision.

A decision where she weighed her options, looked at you, looked at her desire, and chose her selfishness over your loyalty.

And let me burst your bubble — when she was doing it, she wasn’t thinking about you.
She wasn’t thinking about your face, your sacrifices, your love, your effort.
NO!
She was only thinking about her pleasure, her gain, her secret.
She calculated the pain it would cause you… and still moved forward.

Now here you are, breaking your head, asking, “Should I forgive her?
Should I give her another chance?”
My son, let me be harsh with you: if you give her another chance,
YOU are the fool. Not her.

Why?
Because giving her another chance is not mercy — it is permission.
You are indirectly telling her, “Go ahead, disrespect me again, I’ll still be here.”
And trust me, she will. She has already concluded that you are ST∆PID!

Women test boundaries.
If you accept disrespect once, you’ve signed a lifetime contract of repeated pain.
Stop thinking your love will change her.
Stop thinking your patience will heal her.
Stop thinking your silence will make her value you.

She has already concluded that You are ST∆PID!

Loyalty is not taught — it’s a personal principle. If she doesn’t have it already, nothing you do can plant it in her.
Your heart is not a playground.
Your trust is not cheap.
Your time is not refundable.
Don’t waste them on someone who already showed you her true color.

Here’s the raw truth: WALK AWAY.
Not tomorrow.
Not next week.
Now.
Walk away and never look back.
Because the day you allow betrayal to sit at your table, you just served poison to your own future.
Respect yourself.
Guard your dignity.
Value your peace.
Don’t be stupid — she knew exactly what she was doing.

Be wise!
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24/09/2025

ESMI Calling all NYSC corps members! 📢

The Environment and Safety Management Institute (ESMI) have invited corps members across the country to Join the third batch of the institute's NYSC Low-Cost Programme (Cohort 3) and gain valuable skills in:

1. Health, Safety, and Environment
2. Disaster and Emergency Management
3. Project Management, Monitoring, and Evaluation

According to the institute, there are Limited spots available for each state. The statement reads that only 50 corps members will benefit per state.

The state also reveals that the training will be between October 14 and November 9, 2025 while the Deadline for registration is October 10, 2025. Interested participants are to contact the institute administrative office through the phone number 08179716797 for details.

23/09/2025

What is your opinion when a bandit is wearing a popular cap like this?

21/09/2025

Letting go of someone you once pictured your whole future with is never easy.
But when people act like they don’t care, please believe them.