GNM Follow me for good times, great tunes, and occasional overthink!

🎀 Musician, dreamer, and part-time comedian (my jokes are free, but you might pay with laughter). 🎢 Nigerian vibes with a dash of global flair. 🌍 certified vibe creator on stage.

Just lolz 🀣
12/02/2025

Just lolz 🀣

WEDDING IN ENGLAND:Invited : 60Present at the church: 60Present at the reception: 58Gifts: 58Missing Items: 0WEDDING IN ...
11/02/2025

WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Pledges - 4,000,000 naira
Paid pledges- 120,000
Gifts: 15
Envelopes: 300
Content in Envelopes: 7000 naira.
Missing items: 43 phones:-
324 spoons,
1 cake knife,
One photographer's camera missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest.
Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
4 people fighting outside,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
3 decoration curtains missing. Groom's
mother slaps bride. You can add your own experience πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
If I made you smile 😊

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Share location na
25/01/2025

Share location na

Just laugh, if u can relate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
23/01/2025

Just laugh, if u can relate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

22/01/2025

How to save money this 2025

UGLY TRUTH YOU MUST KNOW β˜‘οΈThe more you chase a woman the more faster you lose her.The more you treat a woman better tha...
21/01/2025

UGLY TRUTH YOU MUST KNOW β˜‘οΈ

The more you chase a woman the more faster you lose her.

The more you treat a woman better than yourself the more she thinks you don't deserve her.

The more you love her, the more easier for her to treat you like trash and dump you.

With women it's never about doing more for her, its about her doing more for you.

Relationship and marriage works better when the woman.

1. Love the man more than the man loves her.

2. When the woman chases the man while the man chase his purpose.

Anything out of this formula will end up in total destruction.

Its the game, you can't blame the players, blame the game.

Women are just naturally built that way.

The only time you should chase a woman is when you are wooing her, after she has accepted, you need to stop chasing her and focus 70% on chasing your goals and becoming a better version of yourself.

Any woman you are busy chasing will inturn end up chasing another man that is not chasing her.

Don't keel yourself, focus all your energy in getting a better life for yourself.

Be wise.

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10 TRUTHS ABOUT THE EX1. Don't go back to an ex just because you miss the s*x2. Establish boundaries between you and you...
21/01/2025

10 TRUTHS ABOUT THE EX

1. Don't go back to an ex just because you miss the s*x

2. Establish boundaries between you and your ex. It is easy to slip back to an ex due to past experiences shared. Move on completely lest you confuse and hinder your progress

3. Before you date or marry someone, find out what happened to lead to their break up with the ex lest they import the mess from their previous relationship into the one they are building with you

4. Before you get into a new relationship, make sure things between you and your ex are completely over. An undecided heart breaks other hearts

5. You don't have to keep in touch with your ex. This is because you can easily find yourself being mindful of the feelings of your ex, forgetting the feelings of your current partner. Your loyalty and responsibility is to your new found love

6. Don't keep praising your ex to your current partner

7. How you treat and talk about your ex will either make your partner very secure or very insecure

8. If you have a child/children with your ex and you two have chosen to co-parent, keep boundaries. Let your communication be based on your parenting. Your current partner will not mind if you are honest, transparent and clear on boundaries

9. If your ex is taken or you are taken, stop feeding your past emotions by telling each other "I miss you" or calling each other "Sweetheart"

10. Don't compete with your ex on who is moving on and succeeding in life better between you and your ex. This will make you lose your focus and purpose in life as you try to prove a point. Remember your life doesn't revolve around your ex follow my official page Rickson ZM

Swearing in ❀️
20/01/2025

Swearing in ❀️

Abi how una see am πŸ€”
20/01/2025

Abi how una see am πŸ€”

Delay is dangerous,The person who sent you this wants you to join sui bison now
20/01/2025

Delay is dangerous,

The person who sent you this wants you to join sui bison now

ADULT CLASS!!!!!1. Shifting the pants to one side to have s*### is much sweeter than removing the whole pants. 2. It's n...
20/01/2025

ADULT CLASS!!!!!

1. Shifting the pants to one side to have s*### is much sweeter than removing the whole pants.

2. It's not an exaggeration that Aks and Crs girls give the best s*###, and this isn't a tribal bigot.

3.Most ladies get wet by the timbre of their man's voice over the phone. His touch and aura does the rest.

4. Some men can ma******te by just hearing a lady's voice or picturing her in his mind.

5. It takes a special skill to convince a lady to move from the sitting room to the bedroom.

6. Though I haven't tried it, but from my audience's stories on my WhatsApp TV, jointly smoking before having s*### makes it fun (but it's not good for health).

7. Personally, alcohol triggers some people's s*xual hormones more than fruits, and I know this isn't healthy.

8. If you're a minute man, allow her to ride you. You'd last longer.

9. Once you've initiated a lady into womanhood, it takes the grace of God and her self-will not to turn wild. Their s*xual hormones come more into play.

10. Use your fingers and tongue more.

11. A woman determines who and when to have s*###; a man just needs to know where.

12. Don't do more than yourself on top of a lady; if you cuumm, come down and rest.

13. It takes special skills for a lady to know how to arch her back for a doggy or to use her mouth for a BJ and not her teeth.

14. Those ladies who can ride a diicck and spell coconut on top of it deserve the capital of the world because they are rare.

15. Na boredomness make me write all these, Abeg go your man house this yuletide period make dem touch your body small.

Just learn the lessons πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
18/01/2025

Just learn the lessons πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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